Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Queasy Lover - FML

Queasy Lover

By dizzy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Malaysia

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Today, I discovered that sea-sickness also applies when making love on my girlfriend's new water bed. FML

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ambowew 7

Monday 7 March 2011 13:11

There's always the kitchen top, shower, pool table, car, hell even the ground if you're that way inclined. Abandon ship and find another, better place to port, Captain.

Jimboom 11

Monday 7 March 2011 12:30

Here is a top tip for waterbed sex for you OP. Just go with the motion of the ocean and ride the waves of pleasure until you are floating in a pool of orgasmic waterfalls. ;-)

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saltypirate 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 6:45

you're a dumb ass for having sex before you get married!

wienerwagon 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 0:44

"Making love"? You deserve it.

Jaalro 2

Tuesday 29 March 2011 18:17

Haha

LMFAOaturface 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 22:21

your a winner.

Ivanmobile69 6

Saturday 30 July 2011 23:48

kinky

unholyswiss 19

Tuesday 22 March 2016 7:54

That actually sounds enjoyable, shame you had a volatile reaction to it OP, maybe you can work up to it.

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