Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Queasy Lover - FML

Queasy Lover

By dizzy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Malaysia

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Today, I discovered that sea-sickness also applies when making love on my girlfriend's new water bed. FML

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Top comments

ambowew 7

Monday 7 March 2011 13:11

There's always the kitchen top, shower, pool table, car, hell even the ground if you're that way inclined. Abandon ship and find another, better place to port, Captain.

Jimboom 11

Monday 7 March 2011 12:30

Here is a top tip for waterbed sex for you OP. Just go with the motion of the ocean and ride the waves of pleasure until you are floating in a pool of orgasmic waterfalls. ;-)

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T3P33_fml 0

Monday 7 March 2011 16:31

isn't release hot sticky fluid on/in your GF the point of having sex? what do you mean it's not the same? this is what I've been enjoying all my life! *creepy smile*

cdatribe23 0

Monday 7 March 2011 16:50

no bueno haha but at least you called it making love and not sex :)

ICaughtFire 4

Monday 7 March 2011 17:41

What's wrong with calling it sex?

Muffin_boo 12

Saturday 28 April 2012 11:52

Just calling it "sex" takes any and all emotion out of it and makes it less personal. That's whyy!

ICaughtFire 4

Monday 7 March 2011 17:34

55 - How many times are you gonna say that?

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 7 March 2011 17:45

I thought seamen were only in submarines.... :-/

kemar7856 0

Monday 7 March 2011 17:47

what is this 1980 who sleeps on a water bed anymore

allia118 11

Monday 7 March 2011 18:06

I can't believe it's her "new" waterbed. Where would you buy one let alone want one?

ChinaBabylove69 0

Monday 7 March 2011 18:39

that's too funny!

ConfusionsLoveMe 0

Monday 7 March 2011 22:07

OP's boobs: (.) (.) Her boyfriend boobs: ( . ) ( . ) he wins.

sumrem 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 1:22

wrong post FAIL

Lynn_20 0

Monday 7 March 2011 23:27

haha awkward right?

freshx_fml 6

Tuesday 8 March 2011 1:27

are you sure the water bed was new!? I thought they went out with the early '90s.

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