Queasy Lover

By dizzy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Malaysia

Spicy
Today, I discovered that sea-sickness also applies when making love on my girlfriend's new water bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 816
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Top comments

ambowew 7

There's always the kitchen top, shower, pool table, car, hell even the ground if you're that way inclined. Abandon ship and find another, better place to port, Captain.

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Jimboom 11

Here is a top tip for waterbed sex for you OP. Just go with the motion of the ocean and ride the waves of pleasure until you are floating in a pool of orgasmic waterfalls. ;-)

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creedaddict 9

wow they still have waterbeds

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NoWaySick 0

haha i guess its too late to say dont rock the boat!

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pepelapew 0

I've never had a problem

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Steve95401 49

What's the problem? Your girlfriend rocks your world - and that's a good thing. Just take some Dramanine (preferably the non-drowsy formula) the next time you two get busy.

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deidre823 7

A water bed??? What, did we go back to 1985??

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Haydoe 0

Jealous cause no one wants to f*ck you on a water bed?

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thatonedame 6

time to venture out of the bedroom and find some solid surfaces for getting freaky!

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Zebidee 8

That's too much to take. I'd grab my Walkman, get into my Delorean and head back to the roller disco.

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I_R_Genius 3

HAHA I know right 43, who knows what he'll do in my sleep.

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