Cars, Accident and Transportation: Public freakouts

Public freakouts

By BrakesNotBumpers - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Reading

Today, I was rear-ended. While I was yelling, "WHAT THE F...?" the lady who hit me completely freaked out and drove into me again. Twice. FML

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Afroman720 18

Saturday 13 June 2015 8:21

Common courtesy is to take someone to dinner before the rear ending. This lady needs to learn some manners!

ZoeeeGuyss 18

Saturday 13 June 2015 8:19

Bumper cars anyone?

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ProSwimmerFL 16

Saturday 13 June 2015 20:38

The **** sorry OP maybe swerve next time ? I don't know the complete situation but the person behind you should have paid attention.

daemonsparta 16

Saturday 13 June 2015 22:59

so from accident to vehicular assault. did herself some favors there

RyanBee 14

Sunday 14 June 2015 0:32

Now think about this incident in a bed scene..

pinque 19

Sunday 14 June 2015 1:28

Is she blind

cronagorgon 11

Monday 15 June 2015 14:12

Remember if you hurt something and it screams....FINISH IT OFF

marney7559 6

Monday 15 June 2015 18:26

That's Masshole drivers for ya.

GaySeaOtter 13

Thursday 18 June 2015 9:01

"Bumped into me again. Twice." So three times? Or four?

kandysnow 18

Thursday 18 June 2015 21:44

I read this so wrong the first time.

Arialznm 3

Sunday 3 April 2022 8:07

And that’s why you don’t yell at the women next time lol

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Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me "fried" next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML

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Today, while feeling really ill, I pumped myself full of caffeine so that I'd be ready to run an online gaming session. I managed to maintain until I realized one of the players hadn't responded for two hours. She went AFK without telling anyone, holding up progress, for the 4th time. I don't know why I bother. FML

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Today, I was taking a picture with my friend. Her camera can pick out a certain color and only have that color show up in the picture. She chose yellow because of the yellow on my dress. When she showed me the picture, the sash wasn't the only yellow thing; my teeth showed up, too. FML

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Today, our carbon monoxide detector started beeping. My mom started freaking out and made me go stand outside so I "don't die". I stood outside for 20 minutes, it was raining and it turned out that the detector was just low on battery. FML

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Today, the woman who sits behind me in class showed up. She shrieks in laughter until she has coughing fits every time anything even remotely sexual is mentioned, including evidence in sexual assault cases. Lectures are 3 hours long, twice a week, and I need this class to graduate. FML

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