Miscellaneous: Public freakout! - FML

Public freakout!

By Cheerieful - 07/05/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML

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By Ashley - 07/10/2013 06:11 - United States - Belmont

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 276

You deserved it 8 081

By trashcanned - 06/04/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

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You deserved it 52 217

By wtf - 16/06/2016 06:02 - United States - Fairfield

Today, my best friend was walking next to her crush, so I pushed her into him gently as a joke. She ended up stepping on his foot, which caused him to fall and crack his head against the floor. FML

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You deserved it 5 897

By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 5 353

By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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You deserved it 4 468

By da man - 11/02/2009 11:38 - Canada

Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friend's stomach. It was my Principal. FML

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You deserved it 17 393

Thanks a bunch

By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML

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You deserved it 3 478

Sorry Sharon

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

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You deserved it 223

By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 81 425

Skittish

By bronzemedal97 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML

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Top comments

DocBastard 38

Saturday 7 May 2011 23:12

You probably shouldn't have called her a "dirty ******* *****" as you nudged her.

Aaraeus 4

Saturday 7 May 2011 23:08

Did you find anything useful while you were in there?

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Stallion19 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 4:42

I Would Hav Spartan Kicked Her In The Face

grdianknight 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 5:22

she's obviously not nudge friendly

fyl12345678901 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 6:37

lunch time!

SnailJamsss 6

Sunday 8 May 2011 7:09

This has happened to me also.

ribbyc80 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 10:19

I posted this before, but again, with due respect, nlr/nir, whichever you call yourself, all but a few comments you have made have NEGATIVE thumbs.... maybe a re-evaluation of how intelligent you perceive yourself is in order. if one person says something, discard it, if a few say it, consider it, with the numbers that give you thumbs down, well, it's pretty clear.

Scooter42 15

Sunday 8 May 2011 12:32

Take it to the next level then like she did. "jersey" her then undo her bra and walk away.

chincheela 2

Sunday 8 May 2011 16:16

well good for her for showing you your way home!!!

AnotherRandomPer 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 17:01

What a friend! :)

xcrazyforyouu 2

Sunday 8 May 2011 17:51

karma is a bitch

ijrnelson 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 18:12

that counter was super effective

vistamar 3

Sunday 8 May 2011 18:54

pokemon reference

atomicbaboon 0

Monday 9 May 2011 8:09

OP used Nudge! It's not very effective...

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Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML

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Today, while stocking up in preparation for Hurricane Irma, an old lady hit me over the head with her walker. She wanted the loaf of bread I'd grabbed. FML

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Today, I caught my husband once again looking at half naked pictures of a friend of mine on Facebook. When I asked why he did it, he said "I was checking to see if they were still there." FML

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Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML

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Today, my roommate decided that because she has an oral report due, she's going to scream at the top of her lungs until she loses her voice to get out of it. It's been two hours and she refuses to stop. FML

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Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

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