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Public freakout!

By Cheerieful - 07/05/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML

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By Ashley - 07/10/2013 06:11 - United States - Belmont

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML

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You deserved it 8 081

By trashcanned - 06/04/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

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You deserved it 52 217

By wtf - 16/06/2016 06:02 - United States - Fairfield

Today, my best friend was walking next to her crush, so I pushed her into him gently as a joke. She ended up stepping on his foot, which caused him to fall and crack his head against the floor. FML

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You deserved it 5 897

By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 5 353

By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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You deserved it 4 468

By da man - 11/02/2009 11:38 - Canada

Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friend's stomach. It was my Principal. FML

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You deserved it 17 393

Thanks a bunch

By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML

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You deserved it 3 478

Sorry Sharon

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

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You deserved it 223

By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 81 425

Skittish

By bronzemedal97 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML

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Top comments

DocBastard 38

Saturday 7 May 2011 23:12

You probably shouldn't have called her a "dirty ******* *****" as you nudged her.

Aaraeus 4

Saturday 7 May 2011 23:08

Did you find anything useful while you were in there?

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Death_From_Above 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 1:09

that'll learn ya

HeavyMetalViking 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 1:20

YDI for messing with Chyna.

rawrjamie 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 1:24

that's what you get!

ganash22 6

Sunday 8 May 2011 2:36

ydi... you shouldn't have nudged her.. if she was actually ur friend u would've known she's violent like that :D hope ur ok though

Fohz 9

Sunday 8 May 2011 2:38

While I agree that it was an overreaction on the part of your friend, I believe there is a lesson to be learned about invading the personal space of others... Especially to the point of touching.

hook_em 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 2:46

nir is gonna be a future cardiologist! we are screwed. oh and doc knows about the dirty ***** part because he just put a earpiece in that trash can right before they got there

nlr 9

Wednesday 11 May 2011 5:44

are you an idiot! where did you get nir from nlr?! l not i! gosh and i will be a cardiologist thank you! I'm already accepted into medical school!

malpalll 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 2:51

if I had someone nudge me in the shoulder they would sure as hell get a "nudge" back. that shut pisses me off.

logic_cat 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 3:00

That's no friend, ditch the bitch!

ganash22 6

Sunday 8 May 2011 3:01

concussion time I'm guessing too

teto06 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 3:18

same thing happens to me so I push her bitch ass on the floor face first

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