Prissy

By barfyshirt - 06/12/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML
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Victoria_fml 0

Yeah, well it's maybe just that you have big boobs, really...

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judemeister 0

that doesn't mean he was saying you were fat. if it was a well fitting shirt, you might have stretched it over your boobs... I know some girls who have done that to their boyfriend's shirt and they weren't "fat".

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aaaaa2p 0

It was probably your boobs. Anything bigger than an A cup will stretch clothes not meant to be worn by a girl.

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faded89 0

Umm, are you serious? Guys are meant to have a naturally bigger build than girls, so in most cases, girls (even those with something bigger than an A cup) wouldn't fill out their boyfriends clothes at all. My boyfriend and I are both average-sized and his clothes are very loose on me. It's just strange to me that you'd think otherwise :-S

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ydi87 0

you clearly have no boobs XD

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wongcf90 0

If you have big boobs then, I'm JEALOUS! but if you're fat then, YDI and LOSE SOME WEIGHT PLEASE. for your health's sake

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SkyShowers 0

Maybe the boyfriend's just a skinny stick. One never knows...

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Twinklestar 0

I don't think it really matters if you would have stretched it or not. It's just a shirt.. What's more important to him; his gf or one old piece of clothing?

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rlet 1

I think the case here is that the boy is skinnier than the girl and definately she's fat because guys say is really sexy when a girl wears their shirt even if it is a simple t-shirt my man loves to see me on his shirt so get on the ball! exercise!!!!!!

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HookEmTexas07 0

Excuse me waiter? I wanted ranch dressing with my word salad.

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thesunwillshine3 0

maybe he just didn't want throwup on his shirts

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TRJADN 0

Ok fat ass give your boyfriend a break. And learn to hold your liquor.

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dspadres 0

Where did she mention liquor in that entire thing?

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kellercrunk 0

hun, don't take him seriously. Guys are weird. I'm 98lbs, and I my boos are a 34C. He says I'm gonna stretch his clothes. Just grab one of his shirts anyway. Lol

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SpankyMcThrust 6

How... the... ****?... I can only imagine someone who's, about 3 1/2 feet tall. o_o 98lbs and 34C just doesn't seem right in my head. Are you okay? Do you need a cheeseburger? I've got a few coupons for McDonald's if you need them. D:

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TRJADN 0

She obviously has a hangover. Duhhh either that or she is pregnant

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fmylifelooser 0

ya know, theres this little thing called the flu...

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