Pranks and Work: Pranksters

Pranksters

By dan - 09/05/2012 20:10 - United States - Laurel

Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the backrest came apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to, "Stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 173

You deserved it 2 174

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By hard_headed - 10/09/2010 10:02 - United States

Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 900

You deserved it 22 993

What an ass

By Benjamin - 25/01/2012 05:03 - United States

Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 780

You deserved it 3 048

By anthony512 - 24/05/2013 16:08 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 025

You deserved it 12 764

By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 14:19 - United States

Today, just a few minutes after I got to work, my usually laconic boss came into my office and said, "Pack your stuff and get the f*ck out." Apparently, half my department was being downsized. Thinking it was an April Fool's, I burst out laughing and told him how funny the prank was. He wasn't kidding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 859

You deserved it 4 590

By hangman - 01/08/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 741

You deserved it 4 528

By Anonymous - 08/05/2012 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was at my job life-guarding, when a woman pushed the spine-board over, hitting me on the back of my head. She laughed, but I now have a concussion and a stiff neck, and my co-workers can't stop laughing at the "irony." FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 728

You deserved it 1 746

By lowly101 - 09/08/2016 19:15

Today, I stood up at my desk and fell. I landed on the arm of my desk chair. There was a loud crack when the plastic in the chair broke. My co-workers heard. They didn't come to check on me because I didn't scream. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 520

You deserved it 1 472

By helpme - 04/12/2013 04:05 - United States - Brockton

Today, I got a new chair at work. After spending 3 hours putting it together, I was called into my boss's office and let go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 565

You deserved it 5 724

By theshad - 10/09/2010 06:28 - Reserved

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 956

You deserved it 28 718

By klm878 - 13/11/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, at work, my manager fell in front of an entire lobby full of people on a wet floor. I'm the only one who burst out laughing. Turns out she has a broken arm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 979

You deserved it 37 795

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 10 May 2012 1:29

So, in the middle of your job, you would have stood up, drop a deuce, grab it with your filthy hands and walk out? Isn't that a little disgusting?

PvtParts417 15

Thursday 10 May 2012 0:46

Tell your boss that they ****** with your chair

Comments

badwolfbluebox 7

Thursday 10 May 2012 1:16

You have just been Loki'd my friend.

DropTheDaggerxx 31

Thursday 10 May 2012 6:57

"There's no caffeine in it! You're gonna be so tired! Ha-ha! You look like SUCH an ass! Hoo-hoo-hoo, I am the bad guy!" ...Oh, Tom Hiddleston.

mrtjawesome 14

Thursday 10 May 2012 1:16

glue them to their chair. then if they walk out, tell the boss that their stealing office equipment.:)

Needafarm 22

Thursday 10 May 2012 1:29

Is your name really "Dan?" Because it sounds like you might be "Dan In Real Life."

nickalley96 6

Thursday 10 May 2012 1:51

Haha just laugh it off, your co-workers sound pretty cool.

CanadianCutie22 16

Thursday 10 May 2012 2:29

I would have laughed !

Sean_got_racks 3

Thursday 10 May 2012 3:59

Hi:)

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 10 May 2012 4:08

Hey there, welcome to FML.

someguy314159265 15

Thursday 10 May 2012 2:30

Don't prank them back, it will only encourage them to pull something worse on you.

FatTony2010 4

Thursday 10 May 2012 3:12

Life is a bitch!

twerp21 3

Thursday 10 May 2012 3:48

My bitch to be exact. :)

MysticKnight 3

Thursday 10 May 2012 3:50

27 is your bitch, ok.

Shayton 12

Thursday 10 May 2012 4:25

..Now die for her

iloveweed6969 2

Thursday 10 May 2012 4:39

Life is a beach im just playin in the sand -lil wayne

linkinpark98 23

Thursday 10 May 2012 6:12

^No. He sucks.

Vrb1981 0

Thursday 10 May 2012 4:41

There are a LOT of unemployed people who are losing everything they have, so quit your whining

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 10 May 2012 5:05

Oh, so with your logic, people with jobs can't go on FML and complain. Should ALL work-related FMLs from America be rejected because of the current economic crisis? NO! Quit trying to ruin this site.

Shrike 23

Thursday 10 May 2012 5:36

#39: Don't be a bitch. Like you said, times are tough and people are lucky to pick up decent new jobs, so isn't getting on your boss's shit-list a pretty ******* bad thing? It is, because it threatens your job security. Think things through before commenting.