Pranks and Work: Prankster - FML

Prankster

By stillwaiting - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my boss plays a trick on all the interns. He calls you to his office, then leaves you waiting outside until you get annoyed and leave. Apparently, the old record was 45 minutes. I waited 4 hours. FML

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Jethro_fml 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 1:19

Oooh, that sucks. YDI, a bit, but that shows dedication too XD Jet

PhoenixElite 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 1:22

FYL, at least you were responsible enough to wait. Still, you should have thought something was wrong after the first 20 minutes or so and talked to him. Four hours is a looong time.

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ReignBeauxLord 0

Monday 25 October 2010 10:40

congrats. patiance is a valuable skill with desk job

youbefailin 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 5:36

new record! nobody will beat it!

alissa_roar 6

Saturday 19 March 2011 11:09

Admirable patience.

MeeshaMeeshaPup 8

Sunday 8 May 2011 21:59

LOL well, at least that shows you're a good worker with dedication! xD

mtull08 0

Friday 26 August 2011 4:23

So that means you win

Cesslie 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 23:13

What patients you have...

arvale8802 1

Saturday 11 February 2012 1:11

That is such an abuse of authority.

cuddlebunny3548 11

Tuesday 14 February 2012 9:11

At least he knows your deticated?

al66orange 4

Sunday 1 July 2012 1:21

aww bless. well for one thing, the boss knows now that you are dedicated

GooblyYoshi15 7

Tuesday 16 April 2013 18:24

I'm pretty sure he would've been there before 4 hours. FYL

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