Health, Pranks and Transportation: Prank culture has gone too far

Prank culture has gone too far

By qhorin halflung - 22/07/2015 17:35

Today, on the bus, my blood sugar level got too low and I passed out. When I came to, the woman next to me was hitting me, saying she needed to get off and that she didn't have time for my, "stupid fucking prank." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By Koda - 06/05/2011 04:27

Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML

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By snoozlagist - 30/10/2010 04:52 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML

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By alexo - 23/05/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

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By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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By meteorbabe0101 - 14/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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By Parade - 28/02/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2012 16:14 - United States - Clarksburg

Today, while on the bus, I took out my breath spray. The elderly lady beside me thought it was pepper spray. She panicked and started screaming, which culminated in the man near her punching me in the jaw. FML

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By DanJames24 - 05/06/2020 14:00

Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML

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_guy_j 12

Thursday 23 July 2015 0:53

How inconsiderate of her. I would've thought someone else on the bus would've helped you out though.

lantz4levi 19

Thursday 23 July 2015 0:57

Tell her your life is more important than a stop

Comments

ItsDutch 16

Thursday 23 July 2015 1:03

Always keep a stash of pixie sticks.

JohnTheDonJuan 11

Thursday 23 July 2015 1:27

Smarties are better. There's more carbs per package than pixie Stix which is what you need in a situation like this.

ItsDutch 16

Thursday 23 July 2015 1:38

Was a movie reference my friend.

JohnTheDonJuan 11

Thursday 23 July 2015 3:49

My bad, didn't catch it.

MrConcise 34

Thursday 23 July 2015 6:32

#18 - My dad uses Jolly Ranchers and Starbursts.

AbtractAngela 17

Thursday 23 July 2015 7:13

My dad ALWAYS makes sure to keep some sort of sugary candy/snack or drink in the car he's driving. Can't risk passing out on the road.

JohnTheDonJuan 11

Thursday 23 July 2015 14:17

I use Starburst too but jolly ranchers take too long to actually eat to seem as effective for me. But as long as it's not chocolate, it should do the job. Chocolate actually prevents your body from absorbing sugar right away due to its fat content.

Redgy22 26

Thursday 23 July 2015 1:04

People in general are idiots. It's always the "me" mentality. Sorry about what happen. Love your user name!

vikky538 28

Thursday 23 July 2015 1:04

Its not just your sugar levels... That lady's common sense is also very low

Teyros 24

Thursday 23 July 2015 1:09

Some people are so concerned with their own life, not caring about others at all.. It's so sad.

welldammit1 21

Thursday 23 July 2015 1:10

Mine got low at work and I passed out too. I work at Starbucks. I got lucky though because the 3 customers in line were nurses.

Thoricsteam20 24

Thursday 23 July 2015 4:37

Lucky you :)

ChristinePi 36

Thursday 23 July 2015 1:15

I'm so sorry no one thought to check on you OP.

xoxoblondee 31

Thursday 23 July 2015 1:17

I wish I was the person who would have stabbed her with a diabetes needle or such, but (luckily for humanity) I am not.

wickedhyype 17

Thursday 23 July 2015 1:41

Thats kinda funny, sorry op..

Yazoo77 16

Thursday 23 July 2015 2:38

How's it funny that OP passed out, received no help, and was "assaulted".

beautyxo 11

Thursday 23 July 2015 4:44

I don't find that funny at all... Diabetes is no joke? And passing out isn't either. The fact she was hitting OP doesn't make it better, if OP hadn't been helped out or kept carbs, OP would have been dead.

Dean__Winchester 16

Thursday 23 July 2015 1:49

I'm more appalled that no one asked if you were okay. Jesus, people these days! Hope you're okay; you should keep stuff on you just in case you feel it coming again so you can prevent from passing out.