Sex and Contraception: Practical

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2020 09:01 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, my 27-year-old boyfriend told me he hides our condoms in his Poké Ball. FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By juli - 24/07/2010 17:47 - Taiwan

Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML

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By WTF - 22/08/2012 22:22 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML

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By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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By juliette - 08/10/2012 05:39 - United States - Tucson

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 07:10 - United States - Marion

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML

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Committed

By gottacatchemall - 08/01/2014 05:43 - United States

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2011 16:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML

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Sounds more like a fetish…

By Jordan - 08/04/2012 10:37 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML

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To do what?

By Anonymous - 02/04/2022 02:00 - Australia - Shailer Park

Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML

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ojoRojo 27

Wednesday 14 October 2020 14:47

Used or new? Because that makes a BIG difference in my reaction to this lol

mackdeezy 22

Wednesday 14 October 2020 14:18

Never too old for Pokémon. I see nothing wrong with this. After all, better to catch pokemon than STD's or unwanted pregnancies.

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mackdeezy 22

Wednesday 14 October 2020 14:18

Never too old for Pokémon. I see nothing wrong with this. After all, better to catch pokemon than STD's or unwanted pregnancies.

Marcella1016 31

Wednesday 14 October 2020 20:29

Damn I read that as “Better to catch Pokémon STDs” and I was like...whoa that show must have gotten really dark...

ojoRojo 27

Wednesday 14 October 2020 14:47

Used or new? Because that makes a BIG difference in my reaction to this lol

lev 11

Wednesday 14 October 2020 15:01

Who does he hide them from?

Crowned Sataness 12

Wednesday 14 October 2020 15:05

oh so what, he has a playful side

jajja_875124352 5

Wednesday 14 October 2020 15:46

He’s gotta catch them all! Sperm that is.

spinspinsugar 12

Wednesday 14 October 2020 20:53

lmao

MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 14 October 2020 17:06

So, a makeshift condom case?

noporn4u 9

Wednesday 14 October 2020 17:10

Trojan, I choose you!

Dukenorton 10

Wednesday 14 October 2020 20:20

Sounds to me like he turns on the Charmander clothes just fall off.

Mooglefox 23

Wednesday 14 October 2020 22:49

Gotta hide them somewhere.

Douglas James Voutour 5

Wednesday 14 October 2020 22:53

DICK-ACHU, I CHOOSE YOU

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Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML

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Today, I drove to a job interview. I had to sneeze, but because I was driving on the highway, I didn't let go of the wheel to cover my mouth. I didn't know the sneeze was a "productive" one until I was sitting in the interview, looked down at my new blouse, and saw the giant lugie sitting there. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on in a water park changing stall. A woman and a security guard barged in and angrily told us that there were children around. We were escorted out of the park wearing nothing but our swimsuits. FML

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Today, I was so excited to finally use my $45 gift card to a hair salon. I walk up to the doors to find them locked and to look inside to see that the salon was not only closed but out of business. FML

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Today, long after ten years ago when I answered the door to someone asking if my mummy and daddy were home, and I was 24 and it was my house, I just now got asked if my 30 year-old sister was my daughter. Time has not been kind to me. FML

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Today, I heard an electric saw cutting through something outside my condo. I presumed it was a complex maintenance guy working on something. It was a thief using an angle grinder to cut off my bicycle's U-lock. FML

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Today, my girlfriend is as punctual as a German train; I woke up to see her taking a dump into a plastic bag in our bedroom, all because my roommate was using the bathroom and she had to leave for work on time. FML

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Today, not only did my ex-wife take everything in our divorce, my most recent lottery ticket was off by only one number, I would have won millions and she wouldn’t have been entitled to a penny. Oh well, back to sleeping in my caravan, which is all I have left. FML

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