Food, Allergies and Health: Poisoning

Poisoning

By anon - 07/11/2012 23:28 - United States

Today, I threw up after drinking a smoothie my mother made me. She then called me "ungrateful" and "immature" for not liking what she spent a long time making for me. I later found out that not only did she use expired yogurt, it was also a mango smoothie, which I'm allergic to. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 00:59 - United States

Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML

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By I'm just sick, really - 02/05/2015 00:33 - United States - Springfield

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML

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By stillsick - 02/03/2011 00:11 - Canada

Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML

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Well worth the money

By Anonymous - 05/10/2022 21:30 - Australia

Today, I'm on a certain diet. I had to have a green protein banana smoothie for breakfast. I shook it up, took a mouthful, and immediately started gagging. Apparently, the seal for the bottle had fallen in, and it got stuck in my throat. Luckily it was slimy and came out relatively easily. I paid $12 for that. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 10:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML

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By eeeee - 14/06/2012 20:40 - United States

Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML

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By VibeCheck - 10/03/2020 07:57

Today, I woke up hungover and went to the kitchen for some food. I saw what I thought was a blueberry muffin. Halfway through eating it, I realized I couldn’t taste any blueberries, so I tried another one. I then remembered my dad telling me to throw out any old food we had. It was mould. FML

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Healthy lifestyle goals

By Anonymous - 06/04/2023 10:00

Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML

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Food ****

By Anonymous - 11/06/2021 22:01

Today, I decided to start eating healthier, so I had fruit and yoghurt for breakfast and a chicken salad for lunch. My stomach violently rejected both meals in a fountain of vomit. I later ate a giant McDonald’s meal with no issue, and felt loads better. FML

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By LoveYouTooMa - 20/06/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML

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sleepinginclass 8

Thursday 8 November 2012 8:49

How long could she have spent making a smoothie?

NerdyPanther09 6

Thursday 8 November 2012 8:53

If she had been quicker making the smoothie, the yogurt wouldn't have expired.

Comments

LexieWins 0

Thursday 8 November 2012 9:26

A for effort? No? Okay.

DKjazz 20

Thursday 8 November 2012 10:47

Dial M for Mango.

perdix 29

Thursday 8 November 2012 11:30

Or Murder, Mr. Hitchcock. Good evening.

TurtleSmile 14

Thursday 8 November 2012 9:46

You should politely ask her if she's forgotten about your allergy, and whether or not she has you should irrationally burst into a fit of rage.

brackaman 18

Thursday 8 November 2012 10:21

*Rationally. There, I fixed it. That seems like quite a rational reason to busy into a fit of rage.

MsMourningStar 22

Thursday 8 November 2012 10:38

Burst*

perdix 29

Thursday 8 November 2012 11:18

Find out if she just took out a large life insurance policy on you. This sounds like the old "poison mushrooms" joke.

erinchick1 7

Thursday 8 November 2012 13:21

Your mom is trying to either tell you something or just flat out trying to kill you!

icemand90 17

Thursday 8 November 2012 13:40

mom of the year

crazytwinsmom 25

Thursday 8 November 2012 15:45

Some people think food is still good for a couple of days after the date. I don't risk it. But a mom should know her kids' allergies. We don't always remember their dislikes but allergies are important.