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Pizzzaaaaaaa

By muzikmaler91 - 15/03/2012 09:45 - United States

Today, I called Pizza Hut to order a pizza. A voice recording was reading me their specials. The man had a horrible country accent so I began to make fun of it. Then I realized it was an actual person on the line. FML

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By oopsie - 24/05/2009 14:50 - Canada

Today, I got a phone call from a number I didn't recognize. It was a man with a speech impediment, and I began imitating him. He was the manager of a store I applied at. He wanted to arrange an interview. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2014 20:01 - United States - Denver

Today, I was ordering a pizza over the phone. When the guy asked for my order, I yelled "Hey, you guys wanted pepperoni, right?" In reality, I was yelling this to my cat. College hasn't made me many friends so far. FML

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Gotcha!

By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 03:57 - United States - State College

Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML

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By phonebaby - 18/11/2014 01:04 - United States - Stamford

Today, my friend asked me to order take out for him because he gets nervous on phones. I called a Chinese restaurant, only to get nervous, and hang up. FML

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Is this a joke?

By Prank's on me? - 03/04/2024 15:00 - Philippines - Paranaque City

Today, I was ordered by our higher boss to buy 15 boxes of pizza for our even higher boss's birthday party. As I called his favorite pizza place to order, I was told to "FUCK OFF!!!" and was blatantly hung-up upon. When I tried to call again, the company number is now barred. Of all the days, it had to be April 1st. FML

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You deserved it 70

Dealbreaker

By Anonymous - 27/03/2022 09:00 - Pakistan - Multan

Today, I was talking online to this guy, and everything was great. He then sent a voice message and his accent was a deal breaker. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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The voice

By Anonymous - 11/09/2023 18:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I had to listen to some old phone call recordings at work, in which a certain worker had the most annoying high-pitched voice. To my horror, I discovered that they were my call recordings, so the annoying voice was my own. My colleagues all concurred they cannot stand the sound of me talking. FML

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By Mr IT - 24/11/2009 01:47 - Sweden

Today, the company offering the job position that I've been applying for called me up. I wasn't there to answer so they got redirected to my voice mail in which I'm acting like a drunk David Hasselhoff chewing on a cheeseburger. They called me 5 times. FML

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Call center hell

By AndrewC - 14/02/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, while I was working at a call center, a customer was pranking me using an obviously fake Asian accent. He kept saying his name was “Phuck Mi”, his phone number was 666-3629 (as in "Sex sex sex free sex tonight") and making moaning noises and sexual phrases. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML

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flashback.miss 28

Thursday 15 March 2012 15:55

hahaha, nice going. hopefully they didn't spit in your pizza or anything...

cookie_3008 4

Thursday 15 March 2012 15:59

"Howdy partner!! Eeeh-ha!! How'd ya like 'em pizzas?!"

Comments

loserman67 35

Thursday 15 March 2012 16:08

I sincerely hope that you enjoyed your spit covered, booger hidden under the fromunda cheese pizza!

zebralover23 14

Thursday 15 March 2012 16:08

I don't think those are ever voice recordings

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 15 March 2012 17:04

Lots of pizza places have voice recordings. However, with the national chains they will have a generic neutral american accent.

feldco1 17

Thursday 15 March 2012 16:09

Most awkward pizza order ever.

Mooish 18

Thursday 15 March 2012 16:11

That poor man.

maddiewoah 15

Thursday 15 March 2012 16:21

You live in Georgia and didn't expect a country accent? ....Really?

swankmrpancake 8

Thursday 15 March 2012 16:24

Can you say spit in the pizza?

SomeBossOnHere 5

Thursday 15 March 2012 16:50

Spit in the pizza

SirSquishyPants 1

Thursday 15 March 2012 18:44

Looks like he got it right to me.

perdix 29

Thursday 15 March 2012 16:27

I'm wondering what the specials at a Georgia Pizza Hut are? Possum pepperoni? Polecat sausage? Reduced-calorie CinnaStix with Nutria-Sweet?

MigraineurOfLife 15

Thursday 15 March 2012 19:10

You forgot to add the road kill-rella, catfish gizzard paste & frog leg mania - all you can eat at the bar specials! It's fanguur lickin'' guuuooood!

ocie14 9

Monday 19 March 2012 2:29

I'll just choose to not be offended by that.

jiralmancer 5

Thursday 15 March 2012 16:33

Oh you certainly will be getting the "special" pizza.

mikeofthunder 13

Thursday 15 March 2012 16:46

Lol that's brilliant :')

BunBunBabe 8

Thursday 15 March 2012 16:55

Haha you could have kept talking like that and pretended you had the same weird accent

AgeOfTerror 10

Thursday 15 March 2012 17:09

Then he would've probably thought OP was insensitive about mocking him.

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