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Pizzzaaaaaaa

By muzikmaler91 - 15/03/2012 09:45 - United States

Today, I called Pizza Hut to order a pizza. A voice recording was reading me their specials. The man had a horrible country accent so I began to make fun of it. Then I realized it was an actual person on the line. FML

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Same thing different taste

By oopsie - 24/05/2009 14:50 - Canada

Today, I got a phone call from a number I didn't recognize. It was a man with a speech impediment, and I began imitating him. He was the manager of a store I applied at. He wanted to arrange an interview. FML

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You deserved it 245 455

By Anonymous - 24/03/2014 20:01 - United States - Denver

Today, I was ordering a pizza over the phone. When the guy asked for my order, I yelled "Hey, you guys wanted pepperoni, right?" In reality, I was yelling this to my cat. College hasn't made me many friends so far. FML

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You deserved it 8 962

Gotcha!

By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 03:57 - United States - State College

Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML

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You deserved it 23 121

By phonebaby - 18/11/2014 01:04 - United States - Stamford

Today, my friend asked me to order take out for him because he gets nervous on phones. I called a Chinese restaurant, only to get nervous, and hang up. FML

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You deserved it 7 643

Is this a joke?

By Prank's on me? - 03/04/2024 15:00 - Philippines - Paranaque City

Today, I was ordered by our higher boss to buy 15 boxes of pizza for our even higher boss's birthday party. As I called his favorite pizza place to order, I was told to "FUCK OFF!!!" and was blatantly hung-up upon. When I tried to call again, the company number is now barred. Of all the days, it had to be April 1st. FML

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You deserved it 70

Dealbreaker

By Anonymous - 27/03/2022 09:00 - Pakistan - Multan

Today, I was talking online to this guy, and everything was great. He then sent a voice message and his accent was a deal breaker. FML

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You deserved it 1 251

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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You deserved it 3 084

The voice

By Anonymous - 11/09/2023 18:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I had to listen to some old phone call recordings at work, in which a certain worker had the most annoying high-pitched voice. To my horror, I discovered that they were my call recordings, so the annoying voice was my own. My colleagues all concurred they cannot stand the sound of me talking. FML

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You deserved it 153

By Mr IT - 24/11/2009 01:47 - Sweden

Today, the company offering the job position that I've been applying for called me up. I wasn't there to answer so they got redirected to my voice mail in which I'm acting like a drunk David Hasselhoff chewing on a cheeseburger. They called me 5 times. FML

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You deserved it 43 139

Call center hell

By AndrewC - 14/02/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, while I was working at a call center, a customer was pranking me using an obviously fake Asian accent. He kept saying his name was “Phuck Mi”, his phone number was 666-3629 (as in "Sex sex sex free sex tonight") and making moaning noises and sexual phrases. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML

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You deserved it 130

flashback.miss 28

Thursday 15 March 2012 15:55

hahaha, nice going. hopefully they didn't spit in your pizza or anything...

cookie_3008 4

Thursday 15 March 2012 15:59

"Howdy partner!! Eeeh-ha!! How'd ya like 'em pizzas?!"

Comments

pfase11 0

Friday 16 March 2012 17:53

THAT IS ******* AWESOME

BloodFaerie 21

Saturday 17 March 2012 6:19

As a fellow Georgian with a sweet-ass accent myself, OP, you can kiss my southern-fried ass, ********...

alexturner19 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 11:11

I hate immigrants, they come from other countries and take all the jobs. Then because that's all they can do other people are screwed in having a job OP and we're left with ppl ordering our food and assisting us with heavy un-understandable accents.

the_lololagist 11

Saturday 17 March 2012 13:38

a "country" accent. hmm. didn't know that was an actual thing. -_-

laurenmacias 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 23:12

Haha I do that all the time

beaglegun2009 4

Monday 19 March 2012 4:12

Wtf is wrong with country accents!

rantsession 13

Friday 23 March 2012 2:43

Yo didn't order that pizza still, did you? Cause if you did.... ATCHOO!!!!

taylor317 7

Sunday 1 April 2012 22:22

You completely deserved it, you shouldn't be making fun of anyone, especially a country person. Southern people are the nicest people in the country (:

Quadroblitz 10

Sunday 8 September 2013 23:30

If you've ever seen Borat, you'll know that statement isn't true.

rocker_chick23 27

Tuesday 3 February 2015 0:19

Oh yeah, the racist, and homophobia running rampant in many parts of the South is so nice. *Rolls eyes* I was born in the South, but I moved because of their hatred towards me for being an Atheist.

taylor317 7

Sunday 1 April 2012 22:25

And another thing, this says you're from Georgia. Why are you making fun of your kind of people? You should be proud you're from the south, and wish you had an accent.