You're fired, and you're the weakest link, and you are not the father and survey says: X I don't know American Idol's rejection phrase so I cobbled one together from ones I do know.

Imagine making a fool of yourself in public instead of just turning up at his house with his favorite booze and nothing on but a long coat. That's all men want.

There is a time and place for everything. This was neither, and even worse actually because you tried to bring the attention to you on someone else's special day.

I love that a website full of stories of idiocy and adulatory, singing happy birthday in a showy way is the convergence point for everyone to click "YDI"

You need to find parties with fewer poopers.

you should only try to impress with your singing if you _know_ your singing is actually impressive.