Pesky kids

By no one - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Dallas

Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year-old son does. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 174
You deserved it 4 022
Mother's Day: Sweets and Bummers
Between disastrous breakfasts in bed and unusual gifts, Mother's Day is an inexhaustible source of laughter. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

TheAbdoKiller 2

I'm a habitual smoker myself. Something about sucking long and hard on phallic objects really steams my clam, you know what I mean? Is that just me?

216 52

Comments

ExToRtiOn 0

Did it have marijuana :)

0 0
hateevryone 14

I guess that was his way of letting you know that he smokes.

0 0
Mommyof2_91 10

Ok yes her comment was definitely stupid... But I think there is a lot of unnecessary comments, like randomly saying shes only good at sucking dick and telling her to go to the whorehouse... Not really sure how that has to do with posting stupid comments related to smoking... just seems like it's completely off topic. She's a young teen who is still immature, which is common. I personally don't see a problem with commenting on how dumb of a post it is, but it's not much more mature to sick and tell her all she's good for is sucking dick. Now I can expect a bunch of thumbs down:)

3 0
HopeLoveMusic 0

My mom would beat my ______.

0 0
disney_blonde 16

If you're a non-smoker, wouldn't you notice the smell in the house?

1 0