Pesky kids

By no one - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Dallas

Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year-old son does. FML
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TheAbdoKiller 2

I'm a habitual smoker myself. Something about sucking long and hard on phallic objects really steams my clam, you know what I mean? Is that just me?

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micah38 5

Sorry to hear that. At leat now you can get him help for it :)

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kemando 22

Thats the generation, when i was 13 all i cared about was videogames n nudey magz... Well safe to say not much has changed in 5 years. lol

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Porcupine011 0

U might want to ground him for like till he moves out. Like that is ridiculous. What has the world come to these days!

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thatsabiggun 11

OP shouldve known its kinda hard to miss cigarette smoke in your house and if u dont smoke, then its kinda obvious.

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absosteel 0

Oops. Well thats one way to have your parents find out :/

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

You should pay for a new house with his college fund.

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