Pesky kids

By Kyle - 03/12/2013 06:09 - United States - Seattle

Today, I set up a motion-activated sprinkler to drench the neighborhood kids who have been ding dong ditching me for years. Because they couldn't get close enough to ring the doorbell, they decided to start egging me instead. FML
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BatmanPotato 13

I think the sprinkler idea was great, but kids always have other tactics. Try calling the cops to scare them.

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TurquoiseJesus 15

I recall a story where a guy, who's house was continually vandalized, hid in the bushes with a spraygun full of fox piss on a night he knew the kids would be there (it was their prom night, I think). Food for thought, OP.

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BradTheBrony 19

How'd he get a water gun full of fox piss?

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tymarie2012 31

#98 Internet, just look up where to buy fox piss. I know they sell it to ward off animals.

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JudgeComrade 17

Acquire pitbulls.

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shaggystar 3

Set up a camera. Wait till they break a window. Take camera to police. Sit back and enjoy.

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myeviltwin 20

Didn't read all the comments so this may have already been suggested. Get a security cam and when you catch the little bas***** egging your house on tape hand it over to the police. Ding dong ditch is one thing (annoying but does not cause any property damage) egging your house is an entirely different story (it can ruin the paint, they could miss and break a window etc. etc.).

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myeviltwin 20

S*** someone posted the same idea while I was typing my response.

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vencku 13

Actually several people suggested that before you even started typing your response. Unless it took you hours to write.

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Thunderlaxus 10

monopolize all the eggs in town! that way they will start tp`ing you. you should prepare for that, soldier.

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1947Chevy 17

Make a rubber band Gatling gun 400 rubber bands a minute. Kids are always shooting each other with rubber bands it's time to bring in the heavy artillery

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