Pesky kids

By Kyle - 03/12/2013 06:09 - United States - Seattle

Today, I set up a motion-activated sprinkler to drench the neighborhood kids who have been ding dong ditching me for years. Because they couldn't get close enough to ring the doorbell, they decided to start egging me instead. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 329
You deserved it 6 962

Same thing different taste

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I think the sprinkler idea was great, but kids always have other tactics. Try calling the cops to scare them.

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1. Aquire airsoft grenade launcher grenade with open tip 2. Load grenade with peas 3. Await your victims 4. Enjoyment is guaranteed. If their aiming is better than the range of the grenade, get an airsoft sniper rifle and start shooting their knees.

I love the idea of a motion-activated sprinkler. I can't even think of how to set that up. Pity about the eggs. Be sly and follow them until you find where one of them lives. Don't forget to record / document when it happens.

Motion-sensing air soft gun with face recognition. I made one once, they work great

Rammer3500 23

Get sprinklers that spray out farther. Or that spray your house to clean it.