Pervy

By okaydisarray - 04/07/2015 02:31 - United States - Dayton

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Today, my husband's 70-year-old uncle came for a visit. Since we only have 2 bedrooms, we set him up in our daughter's room. Later, I glanced into the room and saw him masturbating in her bed. FML
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Emma1562 35

I have nothing to say but eeeeeeeeeeeeew

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Pretty_momma 6

That is disturbing...

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IcemistDragon 20

Time for him to go and time for her to get a new bed =/

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trtnt25 19

Hopefully he wasn't doing because he was in her bed.....

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captainsmegma 12

Did you have another room you wanted unc to use or are you just grossed out that he is 70 and masturbating? He probably farted in bed too. I would assume you were planing on washing the sheets after his visit. Whack away unc whack away!

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MandieL 27

Huge, huge, gigantically enormous difference between farting and masturbating!

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Mira Lux 26

I highly doubt he is sleeping in the child's bed. So it doesn't matter if she was planning on washing the sheets being it was her child's bed and not his.

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GeorgiaBea 28

Yeah, that would be it for me. There are boundaries.

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_Reign_ 15

Today, while at my brother's house I decided to very quickly ********** while no one was at home at the time. I was wrong, his wife walked in on me wanking. They kicked me out and now no one will talk to me. FML

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christinamarie17 29

Burn it! Burn the bed! Your daughter DEFINITELY needs a new one now.

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