Perks

By Username - 01/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I had to give a reference for a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML
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Thanatos1206 0

Well that's always a plus to have an employee for that.

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sheethapins 13

Employee of the Month: Rick Rick is always a hands on guy. He's got a real firm grip on his duties and really knows how to beat the competition. When it comes to Rick he's an explosive guy who pulls his way to the top, he always finishes what he starts, is quick to lend a hand, and never leaves any job unfinished. He's got a satisfying ethic to him and I can honestly say he pleases me. Congratulations Rick.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Neither are bad traits in a great employee!

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you_failed 15

That could come useful....

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CallMeHush 0

It is hard to let someone like that go!

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LadyTammyA 0

A Freudian slip by any chance?? Perhaps you were expressing your innermost desires?? ;)

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sxe_beast 11

But I bet your moth is always willing! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH BURN!

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sxe_beast 11

I meant to type mother :(. iPhone fail :(

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khaya 9

That's really nice of you, I'm sure he got the job.

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Kochy 0

now they r gonna expect hand jobs from him.

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Zayna_604 0

That just shows how dirty your mind is..

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Got_any_grapes1 4

Justin Bieber sucks. Just Saying. Eminem is da way to go!

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Got_any_grapes1 4

Justin Bieber sucks. Just Saying. Eminem is the way to go! But, he's my husband. So is TI. Also Nelly. And Ludacris. I also like Chingy. I want to marry Charliee Sheen. He's cool. Aren't I so random.

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