Performance anxiety

By 2yearsofHotSexThenThis - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

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Today, after not having sex for nearly a year and a half, an opportunity arose. I couldn't get it up. FML
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k1ng 0

it's too scared from being beaten for the last year haha

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NoRemorse 0

the key is finding an actually attractive girl, not anything that you can stick your dick into.

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IamSpartacus 0

If you don't get this, then you probably shouldn't be on this site.

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Medea_FTW 0

I'm betting that's not all you don't get. :P

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blake116 0

you should just have had an all you can eat buffet

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screwtaylor 0

Since you can't pick it up you can **** girls with a strap-on. Good idea, eh?

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djb23 0

that sounds like an offer ;) eh? ehh?

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Jtrain615 0

Apparently the opportunity didn't arise. :)

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OMGitsKaleyxo 0

hahahaa :] that was funny.

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letitbe56 0

Oh, you beat me! Great minds think alike, I guess.

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TriniRockStar 0

sucks for you haha

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plexico 3

I don't see how you got so out of practice. New Zealand has more sheep than people! Here's a tip: **** ewe!

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tori_ellen 0

I'm going to assume that you're from across the ditch...? :P

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