Transportation: Paperboy on Commodore 64

Paperboy on Commodore 64

By Xero_316 - 05/11/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was doing my paper route. I throw the papers onto people's driveways while sitting on the back of my dad's truck. To be funny my dad decided to suddenly speed up, causing me to fall off the back of the truck, face first onto the road. He didn't realize I fell off and kept driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2021 06:01

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By Braced - 21/02/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, my dad and I were shovelling snow off the roof. I told him I was going to jump off the roof. He told me to go ahead, so I did. He failed to tell me that the snow was packed and wouldn't break my fall. I now have an injured back. He didn't tell me because he didn't think I would actually do it. FML

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Suekoff16 3

Friday 6 November 2009 2:22

I hope nothing is broken. That had to hurt like a mother ******.

Skull_300 0

Friday 6 November 2009 17:45

First......................of all, kudos for planting your face on the road and not taking the coward's way out and tucking and rolling. Secondly, it is your paper route, quit Bitching, get your piece of shit bicycle out and do it yourself! Your dad was probably thinking, "I'll teach this Lazy ****!"

Comments

captaincanoe 0

Friday 6 November 2009 4:35

YDI for being a lazy bastard by not delivering the papers to there door steps like your suppose to do

ShutUpandEat 0

Friday 6 November 2009 4:39

LOL that is a good FML!

wambamtysam 0

Friday 6 November 2009 4:44

wow he landed on his face dumbass, not back. and I've never seen any paper route bring shit to the door. I'm sure it's more fun and convenient to throw it on driveways. anyway, fyl for sure.

flamesfreak 0

Friday 6 November 2009 5:08

Wow, I was replying to #26 moron. Try reading previous posts before you make an idiot of yourself. LOL at #36

captaincanoe 0

Friday 6 November 2009 5:20

I was a paper boy for 3 years. You had to put the newspapers into the persons mail box or if they didn't have one on the front door step. If I just threw them on someone's driveway I would of been fired so fast

skgirl 0

Friday 6 November 2009 4:54

ever think maybe he wanted you to get left behind haha lol sorry sucks for you

956TXking 0

Friday 6 November 2009 4:55

ydi for not riding your bike

perdix 29

Friday 6 November 2009 5:01

He was just showing you how the world works. That's why I always wear a cup all day, every day. You can't imagine how often the world tries to kick you in the crotch.

Erindub 0

Friday 6 November 2009 5:06

Your dad is a dick! Made me laugh though. But really FYL

kravitzz1990 0

Friday 6 November 2009 5:16

ur dads an idiot! you could have died!

lyttleravyn 1

Friday 6 November 2009 5:22

Question: how did he make you fall out on purpose to "be funny" and then he "forgot" you fell off? If he kept driving, he probably didn't speed up on purpose.