Food, Awkward and Thief: Non confrontational

Non confrontational

By Anonymous - 04/05/2023 03:00

Today, I snuck into my aunt's house while she was working to raid her pantry, like I do most days. Excited for a snack cake, I went to the pantry. Apparently she'd found out, because there was a lock on it. FML

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By Embarrassed - 07/08/2012 07:48 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML

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By cock sauce - 09/06/2012 21:15 - Switzerland - Luzern

Today, I snuck out of the house for a night on the town. When I got back, I found all the doors and windows bolted shut. My sister's laughing face at my bedroom window suggests I'll be spending the rest of the night outside. FML

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By vbscb - 07/10/2009 10:42 - Australia

Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML

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By BrokeAndHungry - 24/07/2016 17:05 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I was so ashamed of being broke that instead of asking my parents for money, I snuck into their house while they were at work to steal some of their food. FML

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Sorry sweaty

By Tori - 05/02/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML

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By love you too mommy - 27/01/2014 19:26 - United States - Brentwood

Today, my mom walked into my room to talk to me. I was surprised because we don't talk much. I was left with a smile on my face after she left, until I realized she'd stolen all the candy on my desk while I wasn't looking. FML

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Caring

By Anonymous - 18/03/2020 08:09

Today, I was rummaging about in the pantry. When I turned to walk away, the heavy pantry door fell off, struck me in the back of the head, and the wood surrounding the doorknob cracked. When my mom came home, she accused me of "property damage." FML

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Call The Police!

By ChangingTheLocks - 13/07/2019 12:30

Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML

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By ohnolunch - 05/03/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, and made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informs me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML

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By Amanda - 19/11/2010 05:14

Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML

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Dumbum123 18

Thursday 4 May 2023 3:16

If your broke, then at least ask if you can raid your Aunts stuff, then replace it when you can. Don't just steal her stuff. Family doesn't mean "take what you want without permission." It's really stupid that I have to say this. I really hope you weren't expecting sympathy when you posted this.

dreams2383 18

Thursday 4 May 2023 4:37

that's what you get for being a freeloader

Comments

Dumbum123 18

Thursday 4 May 2023 3:16

dreams2383 18

Thursday 4 May 2023 4:37

that's what you get for being a freeloader

Anderling 32

Thursday 4 May 2023 7:06

Honestly, she could’ve started the legal route instead and I would not have been sad for you.

mike3775 35

Thursday 4 May 2023 11:14

Just ask her if you can take one, it’s not hard

Hangryko 29

Thursday 4 May 2023 23:14

YDI. Buy your own snacks.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 14 May 2023 7:42

Well, at the very least, she was probably wondering why her food kept magically disappearing. YDI for not asking permission before taking her food. Whatever your situation, be it you're struggling financially or you're just a greedy leech, it's not okay to just take something. That's called stealing, which is punishable in the eyes of the law.