Poopoo peepee, Airplanes and Transportation: On the run

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By Airplane crap - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Leavenworth

Today, I got stuck on an airplane for a while before takeoff. Someone decided it was a great time to get diarrhea while on the toilet, and we couldn't take off for safety reasons. FML

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By Nolongeracriminal - 05/11/2023 06:11

Today, I was on a plane heading home from vacation with the family, when went to relieve my bladder and stepped on someone's shit. They seemingly decided the floor was a better then the toilet. I walked all the way back to my seat with shit on my sandal, my sister thought I'd shat myself. FML

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Tough shit

By c.m.g. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was taking a dump in a porta-potty at a fair. I had the runs really bad. All I have to say is that it's tough to take a shit that seems never-ending while other people outside are bitching at you and hammering on the flimsy door. FML

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Piss poor prank

By peedonme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

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By Ohwhy - 27/10/2012 11:53 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML

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By ihatelongflights - 21/08/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was on a flight coming back home. On my right was a fat monk who was snoring very loudly, and on my left there were two old women who were talking about their teenage love lives in detail. The flight was 17 hours long. FML

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By skygoddess - 28/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I was at my job as a flight attendant. A passenger on my plane stopped breathing and turned blue. As I cleared his airways and was busy strapping an oxygen mask to his face, the passenger behind him tried to hand me her trash. Apparently I'm a walking trash can, no matter what I'm doing. FML

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You deserved it 3 339

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, I just landed in Washington, DC. Unfortunately, I also took off from Washington, DC an hour ago. FML

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Say it, don't spray it

By ... - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML

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By Phobia - 29/12/2017 15:00

Today, thanks to my new anti-anxiety meds, I am finally no longer agoraphobic. Today also marks 5 weeks of constant diarrhea due to the same meds. Guess who's not leaving the house anytime soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2013 02:39 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML

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goldenscorpion_fml 15

Wednesday 22 October 2014 1:22

No one 'decides' to get diarrhea.

leaper66 12

Wednesday 22 October 2014 1:22

F their life. Not only was that uncomfortable, they were probably really embarrassed because everyone now knows them as "the person who had diarrhea and held up the flight."

Comments

shellyluv 23

Wednesday 22 October 2014 5:36

Ew. That stinks OP. Im sorry for you.

slyde32 12

Wednesday 22 October 2014 13:39

I would feel sorry, if op wasn't such a jerk. I feel more sorry for the person on the toilet, they had no idea it was going to happen

SystemofaBlink41 27

Wednesday 22 October 2014 6:25

I have IBS, so I can relate to having boiling lava come down in the most inconvenient of times. It sucks about your flight, OP, but it's not that person's fault for being a human.

Missus1 7

Wednesday 22 October 2014 6:28

Pretty sure no one "decides " to get diarrhea...

nmw404 6

Wednesday 22 October 2014 7:30

Atleast it wasn't an ebola scare and u didn't divert

Britt125 16

Wednesday 22 October 2014 7:40

Aww, I feel bad for them. I'm sure they didn't want to get diarrhea on the plane, or at all, but especially on a plane where likely they're just wanting to go somewhere quite likely on an enjoyable vacation and I'm sure "getting diarrhea on along the way" was not in their plans. I'm sure they felt quite horrible getting it in the first place, probably embarrassed to be tying up the bathroom because of it, and probably even worse for causing take off to be delayed. I get it sucks to wait, but this isn't a FYL situation. Shit happens (sometimes literally), you should be prepared for delays before flying anyway, you don't have to enjoy them just accept them... and you're not the one suffering most in this. It's not like it was some jerk holding up the plane because they were being violent or something, or screaming out that they had Ebola, or you know something they can actually control then I wouldn't blame you, but for something like this it just seems insensitive to complain.

Turtle_spit 5

Wednesday 22 October 2014 7:42

Oh my.. I'd be off that plane so fast..

katties 27

Wednesday 22 October 2014 17:31

I'm pretty sure that the "safety reasons" are that the plane is not supposed to lift when someone is one the toilet - everyone has to be in their seats with the belts on...