Gamers, Pokémon and Work: On the down low

On the down low

By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 16:03 - Canada - Montreal

Today, at work, my buddy pulled up in his car. I handed him $40, and he handed me a bag. It must have looked like a drug deal, but he was actually just smuggling in the new Pokémon game for me. I'm 22, and a drug deal would probably have been less embarrassing to explain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 880

You deserved it 7 963

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By Sudokori - 07/09/2017 01:30

Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML

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You deserved it 268

Get counting

By Ethan_18 - 14/12/2012 05:10 - United States

Today, as my 12-hour shift was about to finish, a young boy came in wanting to buy a $200 gaming device. His mom said he was purchasing it with his own money, which I found admirable. That is, until he took his piggy bank out of his backpack. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 027

You deserved it 2 508

By Anonymous - 25/09/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 720

You deserved it 18 727

By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my brother found 100 bucks in his coat pocket. He was so happy he bought 2 new games for his x-box. He was borrowing my coat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 596

You deserved it 8 510

Possession

By Katelyn_Louise - 01/05/2021 10:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML

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You deserved it 841

Sneaky

By Anonymous - 03/02/2014 21:29 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 553

You deserved it 6 701

By junkie - 18/12/2012 18:28 - Belgium - Antwerp

Today, I hid my weed stash in a bag from an expensive jewellery store. My sister walked into my room, went "Ooh, what's this?" and grabbed the bag. I grabbed it back and ad-libbed that it was her Christmas gift. Now I actually have to buy her expensive jewellery. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 127

You deserved it 64 364

By pissed off mother - 05/05/2016 17:55 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I was out shopping with my son and unbeknownst to me, he had secretly added a bunch of expensive games he wanted to the trolley. I was too embarrassed at the till to make a fuss as there was a huge line behind me. I watched as my normal £50 shopping bill climbed to over £400. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 147

You deserved it 21 009

By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 00:28 - Canada - Hagersville

Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 415

You deserved it 55 975

By goodgrief - 05/03/2013 05:08 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 522

You deserved it 4 943

OldMemoriesFade 8

Tuesday 9 October 2012 23:03

Hey now! Everybody must love Pokemon!

TrueTriage 16

Tuesday 9 October 2012 23:04

Gotta catch em all.

Comments

SuperPizzaMan_fml 11

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:17

go buy drugs or something to u don't deserve pokemon

wironandine 8

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:29

Yep that's embarrassing. I don't understand why it's cool to child childish things today.

t765234 10

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:51

I've never heard of the verb "to child" before, would you like to explain to me what that means?

Posthuman 26

Wednesday 10 October 2012 2:23

It means to live out your childhood dreams and not have a care in the world :D I child every day

RainbowDashie140 12

Monday 15 October 2012 4:35

How about because its fun to relive that old nostalgia we felt when we left Pallet town for the first time!

taka3000000o 8

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:37

You deserve it for being embarrassed for loving pokemon

DivaDemona 6

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:43

I just bought Pokemon White 2 today. I'm 24 :P

burro_fml 6

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:51

Piplup was watching you.

Catchergmw 5

Wednesday 10 October 2012 1:52

It's only embarrassing if you like the new Pokemon !

spaboolly 26

Wednesday 10 October 2012 2:00

You'd think in 22 years you would have grown beyond caring what people think of your interests. Social awareness is a good thing to have, but that level of paranoid discomfort is extreme. And as all the FML posters have shown, most people would either think nothing of your interest or praise you for it.