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By Bob smith - / Monday 19 December 2011 20:57 / Australia
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No, you're a cunt - slight difference there. Real grammar Nazis educate rather than attack indiscriminately. It's spelled "Nazi", with a capital N, by the way.

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It doesn't sound like he wasted more than a few seconds of conversation. It's probably safe to infer he was tending bar the whole time he was eyeballing the creepy coat rack. Don't sweat it, OP. Better safe than sorry, eh?

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Yoyolol, it's not exactly a new concept. Believe it or not, the Nazis made their education system a top priority, even though they poisoned it with their insane anti-Semitism and ultra-patriot / NSDAP propaganda. Kind of made them all the more insidious, as you'd know if you paid attention in your history studies. The more you know.

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93, I feel that it is my job to inform you that they are not talking about the actual Nazi party. A grammar Nazi is someone who corrects people who were too stupid to pay attention in English class, or made a mistake which then makes them look dumb.

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@133- Actually, you can use either "spelled" or "spelt". Personally, I think "spelled" sounds better. Don't chastise people for "failing" when you don't know what you're talking about, 'kay?

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spell Pronunciation: /spɛl/ verb (past and past participle "spelled" or chiefly British "spelt") Oxford seems to disagree with you, jmalaer, though something tells me that if I'd used "spelt", you would have "corrected" that as well.

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142: D'aww, is the little baby angwyyy? Someone get this kid a glass of milk or something. Shit isn't going to fly because some halfwit with 11 comments and no brain cells told me to STFU over the internet.

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146- Loosely quoting "Calvin and Hobbes" I recall that a conversation is a game and you win by waiting for the opponent to take a breath before intercepting their thought process and running the other way with it. By the way you just scored yourself a point of your own with your nice play.

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Hmm, two years and 1800 comments boils down to two comments per day, on pure average. Did you just try to imply I have no life based on the fact I probably spend one minute each day posting a comment? Maybe instead of desperately trying to pick a fight with a total stranger over the internet with no provocation, you should get your arse indoors and under some shade, as paradoxically, the sun's UV rays seem to have found a way through your thick skull and are boiling your brain to a crisp. I suggest paying more attention in debate class instead of fellating the gentleman in your profile pic, but do as you wish. We're not here to judge.

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What's that? You can make insults a 10 year old would be embarrassed to be heard uttering, but you can't TAKE THEM? Bless your hypocritical heart. I can only suggest that you TAKE debate, then. That or fuck off before you embarrass yourself further.

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On the topic of hypocritical comments. He's well on his way to 1800 comments and beyond at this rate. Simply having a sizable amount of comments more than him makes you a no-lifer but for some reason he has absolutely nothing better to do at this moment but get his ass kicked repeatedly by KaySL.

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Ooh, the "non-insult insult". Big market. Good luck with that, but careful: you end up insulting about 80% of your audience with that one. Yes, SOTY, good point. I wonder what ridiculous defense DayAndNite has for that one, or whether he can find the time to speak it before his bedtime at all.

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Jesus Christ settle down. This is FML, not a cyber war zone. KaySL I agree with you, but there is no need to keep ripping on this little shit. We all know he is dumb as hell. Not trying to make anyone mad here..

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DayAndNite- Truth hurts. Also, eventually you will find out that ramming your head against a brick wall is far slower than just getting over it (pun :D) and being done with the situation. Sometimes a good slapping is what you need to see the light.

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Jmalaer: So you're saying that because you think "spelt" is the accepted form in your country, that I was wrong to use my country's form? You're a couple of balls short of a nutsack, aren't you? And you're totally wrong about "spelt" being the accepted form in Canada. Look it up, or just read a damn book for once in your life.

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177- In comparison to some people on the Internet simply using google as my homepage makes me feel like a genius. And as for pronouncing words in Canada you guys somehow manage to get a-boot out of about. Check the dictionary on that one.

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It is spelt in Canada and I cannot answer the rest of your post because it isn't even coherent and makes no logical sense whatsoever. "aboot" is our accents which none of us seem to hear, however I will far take that over saying "ruf" instead of "roof" like Americans say. Ruf is the sound a fucking dog makes, not your ceiling.

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Me: It's spelled "Nazi". You: it's spelt* not "spelled". Nice try being a douche bag to someone trying to have a little fun, you fail. You "corrected" my spelling based on Canadian English's supposed rules, because you seem to believe that Canadian English is the only English in the world, and now you're trying to make it look as if I was correcting YOU. People can read back and see it for themselves. Did you really think nobody would bother, or that the past would rewrite itself to erase your failure?

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Misfit, I'll use my right of reply as I please. But you're right, he is a ridiculous troll, so I'll forget about it. If he wants to waste time trying to save face, so be it.

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"Pardon", but "aboot" is something you put on your foot, "eh"? Either way, as KaySL said, is it wrong everywhere else in the world to write it spelled simply because a portion of Canadians spell it spelt? There are differences in the world, and the best we can do is joke about them instead of arguing.

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How the hell did we go from coat racks looking like people to KaySL destroying some random dipshit thinking he can take on the über-grammar Nazi/debate winner?

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No it is not wrong to say spelled if you are American, I said " I apologize if you are American" and like you said anyone can read back and see it. By the same logic I am not wrong for correcting you because it is incorrect where I come from. And we do not say actually say aboot. It just sounds that way to Americans.. At least I don't bark when talking about a ceiling :)

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^ Kid you're a fuckin loser, what kind of logic is that shit? Troll logic is what, you'd make more sense with a cock down your throat shut the fuck up, maybe no one told you but you failed, thread's dead, you're a joke. Beat it and stop trying to have the last word like a 12 yo.

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Can anyone explain to me why some many peeps are giving the story (not STOY) so many YDI? I cannot fathom an idea in which she deserves the embarrassment of a simple and easy mistake. (Also my most likely vain attempt to get this thread on topic.)

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Jmalaer, give up. KaySL is both smarter and more popular than you. Trust me, only try correcting people on this site if you are 100% sure you are right, or you will be verbally murdered by quite a few different people.

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66 Actually, I thought it was funny too. The only reason you get thumbed down is for saying something is funny I because you point out it is funny. It is pointless to do that. Also people on this site do have a sense of humor, most evil and wicked, but that is besides the point. Unless you were talking about someone with the username "Nobody" then I guess yes, that person may have a sense of humor.

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66- jumping to conclusions much? Lots of people have a sense of humor on here. But most of them aren't stupid enough to post "that's so funny!" because who really gives a crap?

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This fml is hilarious!! The op didn't think that after the person (coat hanger) wasn't moving and standing perfectly still for a while that there was something up?

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