Embarrassing, Porn and Intimacy: Now casting

Now casting

By WhyAppleWhy - 01/09/2012 23:14 - United States - Sarasota

Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML

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Same thing different taste

By ConfusedDad - 29/12/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML

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Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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Five knuckle shuffle

By Anonymous - 26/09/2023 06:00

Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML

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Caught in the act

By MeAgainDr - 08/08/2023 04:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 20:21 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML

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Surprise !

By Shrekkk - 02/07/2019 06:14

Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML

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Caught spunk-handed

By Anonymous - 28/07/2020 23:01

Today, I was watching porn in the living room with the volume turned up, because I was under the impression that my family had already left for vacation. It turns out my cousin and his girlfriend were upstairs the entire time. FML

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On a loop

By Anonymous - 28/10/2023 05:00 - United States - St Louis

Today, I got home after a long day and decided to unwind a bit. I put some porn on the TV but promptly fell asleep. I woke up three hours later to the same video playing, but realized a had left my blinds open. I broadcasted three hours of Athena Faris having sex to my whole street. FML

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You deserved it 407

By monty - 09/03/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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MolesterStallone 13

Sunday 2 September 2012 9:48

Did your family think it was pretty intense too?

Shadow_Blues 10

Sunday 2 September 2012 9:48

Family Movie Night just got a lot more interesting... xD

Comments

xzeldax3 18

Sunday 2 September 2012 12:22

And that's why Mac sucks.

cartooncharacter 9

Monday 3 September 2012 3:19

And that's why you should play a game of hide and go kill yourself.

Crazberry 5

Sunday 2 September 2012 12:35

What I'm wondering is what you're going to think when your parents die and you realize that you spent your time jacking off in your room instead of spending time with them. But then again I have a good relationship with my mum.

kiloutou_fml 7

Sunday 2 September 2012 13:43

That is possibly one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. Please don't tell me I have to go into details of why or I'll lose all sense of respect for commenters on FML.

Crazberry 5

Sunday 2 September 2012 14:59

Well then I'll ask nicely. Why is it stupid to spend time with your family rather than jack off? I'm not seeing the issue here.

Angelrose2004 17

Sunday 2 September 2012 15:55

I am one to enjoy spending every chance I get with my family too. But you can't spend every waking moment with them. I personally would go insane if I didn't go out with friends or have at least some alone time. There's more to life than hanging with the family. Get out of the house and enjoy yourself! Or maybe you should stay in the house for that one.. if you catch my drift. ;)

Crazberry 5

Sunday 2 September 2012 16:34

I'm just saying there's nothing wrong with waiting till they're all in bed. I imagine this incident might have been avoided if OP had been able to wait. But noo, apparently jacking off is more important.