Awkward and Work: Non Confrontational

Non Confrontational

By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 21:03 - United Kingdom - Castleford

Today, is the start of the third month that I prayed I would be fired, just so I didn't have to quit because I hate awkward conversations. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the new management position I'm supposed to start in two days was delayed for a month and a half. I already quit my current job and called my boss gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2020 21:08 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, I found out that I have three weeks to get better at my shitty job before we start discussing my "future" with the company. FML

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You deserved it 346

By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 03:08 - United States

Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML

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You deserved it 6 997

By sick of life - 23/09/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, I called in sick to work for a second day. After months of my boss trying to get me sacked by spreading vicious rumors about me, taunting me into retaliating, and generally making my life a living hell, he finally got his chance. He sent me a text saying, "yeh dont bother son ure fuckin fired." FML

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You deserved it 3 624

By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 05:41 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML

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You deserved it 1 901

By So I can go now then? - 09/02/2019 20:00

Today, I got fired from a job I had already resigned from after agreeing to stay on and help them out for an extra month, despite having no contract. They fired me because a colleague refused to work with me anymore because I wouldn't date him. FML

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You deserved it 250

By anonymous - 24/04/2013 04:55 - Germany

Today, I was fired on my second day of work after a year and a half of unemployment. Apparently, my "tendency to solve problems instead of just accepting them made the other workers uneasy". FML

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You deserved it 3 630

By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 06:13 - United States

Today, I finally built up the courage to quit my job. I waited an hour to speak to the boss; I finally sat down with her, and she told me I had to be let go because I'm not "reliable enough." The only time I missed work was when I had the stomach flu. I was fired before I could even quit. FML

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You deserved it 3 478

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By username - 06/06/2020 08:04

Today, my social awkwardness got to an all-time high when I hoped that I wouldn't get the job that I applied for, because I'd be working with the public. FML

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You deserved it 340

By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML

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You deserved it 1 924

shasta95 5

Monday 20 October 2014 10:19

I'm just as socially awkward as you are

DestinyNiya 33

Monday 20 October 2014 10:21

Just give in a resignation letter? Idk

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kaytasha 18

Monday 20 October 2014 19:39

That was exactly me for 7years till i grew a set a brass balls and just put in my letter of resignation! You got to do what you gotta do!!!

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 20 October 2014 21:18

Getting fired could potentially be a far more awkward conversation than quitting.

ddrake8713 1

Monday 20 October 2014 23:28

I've honestly had a job where I had the same thoughts as well.

ATurtle24 9

Tuesday 21 October 2014 0:04

Just send a letter of resignation and say you aren't going to show up, getting fired looks bad on your record.

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Tuesday 21 October 2014 4:30

The struggle is real.

Derpinboppin 13

Tuesday 21 October 2014 4:49

What so you expect to get from praying?

nattlecakes 19

Tuesday 21 October 2014 5:12

Yikes. That's going to put a damper on your next application. Just put in your two weeks notice. It will help you in the long run.

NellieeNell 18

Tuesday 21 October 2014 5:15

Do something so bad they'll have no choice but to fire you. Lol.

StefanKa 23

Tuesday 21 October 2014 7:23

I know that feel bro. It'll be my fourth month now...

oatmeal96 10

Tuesday 21 October 2014 14:40

Getting fired from a job looks bad on future resumes

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