No thanks
By Kara - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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txgirl2013
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Like a good neighbor OP is there :) ha
15 minutes could save you 15 perc--oh, never mind
Hopefully the baby will be in "good hands"
downstairs neighbors are lucky to have a vampire upstairs :D
dethbunny
0
I'm sorry, I don't speak stupid.
Ohhhhh... OP must be the girl from 4E!
THIS IS SPARTA!!!! Oh look a baby
can I get a hot tub?!
#36 that does not make any sense and was really weird
I think they need more help than just a cleaning. I know times might be bad, but save yourselves and OP the displeasure and go to a hospital next time.
Don't worry...I liked your comment
Babyseal420
7
With a mop and bucket.
SayPeanuts
29
At least you didn't have to push a baby out of your vajayjay...
shift_love
13
Clean up that gumbo pot.
At least you didn't have to hear "oh my god, i'm coming, i'm coming, i'm coming...."
They probaly wouldnt be haveing a baby...
YakuzaxGeneralz
9
I'm guessing OP heard that around 9 months ago.
Imagine op hearing the baby screaming that....
yohooooooo
5
that's hot
bugmenotmofo
34
No it's not.
Make them pay you .
Well OP get use to the screaming. New borns are infamous for their constant crying...
Your comments suck .
Plaaacenta.
What are you trying to say?
placenta obviously
Are those extra A's really necessary?
Pretty_Pink_Lady
10
I think the extra 'A's accentuate the awesomeness of afterbirth.
CommonSenseKarma
17
Ah, alliteration is astounding.
I used to think that was funny, but then i took an arrow to the knee
LiL_Dub
2
Gross! No way, they need to clean up their own bodily fluids!
Well get on over there!
Why? That's disgusting
KellyIsTheBest32
12
I think 6 was using sarcasm.
It is gross. Lol. As much as people say child birth is beautiful, it is.... But watching the baby come out is absolutely nasty. I wish I didn't agree to be with my friend during hers. The screams and everything aren't bad. Right when the baby is about to crown it has some weird gooey bubble come out with it. I was told that was part of the fluid... *shudders* it was like alien.
Her water bag was still intact so the baby was born in a bubble which means the baby is a bubble baby and that only happens in like 1 out of every 2,000 or more births. When I had my kids no bubble popped out before them lol j
HoboSmeller
6
was it a boy or a girl?
btnhdude
0
You ask the question but ill bet you know you wont get an answer.
KiddNYC1O
20
You never know. OPs do comment my friend.
They do comment, although I've only seen it once you never know
Ins0mau
20
Does it really matter to you?
crazyrunnergirl
7
I would hope you said no
mikeeg
0
lol, me too.
M0rt
0
Crazyrunnergirl get back to the kitchen
MagicGiraffe
12
OP's too busy cooking in the kitchen... ;)
aantho_fml
0
Be polite and bring a gift.
yumlicious
4
Then GTFO (and not clean)...
Yes, the gift of Lysol.
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Like a good neighbor OP is there :) ha
Gross! No way, they need to clean up their own bodily fluids!