Intimacy: No kinkshaming on FML

No kinkshaming on FML

By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:28 - Belgium - Ieper

Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML

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By damnit - 16/10/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

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By inbogota - 06/03/2021 15:30 - Colombia

Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 05:15 - New Zealand

Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 18:41 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML

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By frankrizzo - 01/02/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

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You probably do

By Anonymous - 09/08/2021 22:01

Today, I woke up after a really intense wet dream. Problem is, I'd fallen asleep in the living room. My little brother saw the whole thing. Now he's going around telling family I need to get some. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2021 00:00 - Romania - Campina

Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML

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You deserved it 154

Poor pillow

By Randy Candy - 12/02/2021 17:01 - United States

Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML

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Hott

By disturbedgd - 03/04/2017 20:00 - South Africa - Durban

Today, I had my first steamy wet dream. It involved the Power Rangers. FML

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You deserved it 1 104

You sleep in your pants?

By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 18:30 - United States - Randolph

Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML

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Comet_Candy 23

Wednesday 31 July 2013 22:56

That must have been one sexy box!

studave 8

Wednesday 31 July 2013 22:56

I hope you didn't get a paper cut

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thatguy240 27

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:14

this is the most hilarious fml I have read so far

Carebeareatu 23

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:14

That sounds... Painful.

MissMustard 20

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:19

... As much as I attempt to empathise with OPs, I am struggling to with this one!

tfriend3 15

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:19

I can't even wrap my head around this Fml. No one can say you're boxed in, OP.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:20

Lol only from Belgium. *Waits for the sarcasm comments*

Ari1337 15

Thursday 1 August 2013 4:59

wait for it... wait for it... oh, nothing is coming.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Thursday 1 August 2013 7:07

lol

Obey_StudBoii 23

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:22

Family Guy!! Lol hilarious episode.

realdealcm 11

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:40

Omg laughing my butt off!!

etishuman22 32

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:49

I think the real question here is what the hell was in that box before you had intense sexual relations with it?

LowExpectations 30

Thursday 1 August 2013 0:29

Well, we know what's in it now...

PoisonedLiquor 17

Thursday 1 August 2013 0:13

What...

TheCaramelKing 11

Thursday 1 August 2013 0:14

Make your dreams cum true.

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No kinkshaming on FML

Same thing different taste

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You probably do

Unfulfilled

Poor pillow

Hott

You sleep in your pants?

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