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By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:28 - Belgium - Ieper

Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML

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Same thing different taste

By damnit - 16/10/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

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By inbogota - 06/03/2021 15:30 - Colombia

Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 05:15 - New Zealand

Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 18:41 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML

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By frankrizzo - 01/02/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

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You probably do

By Anonymous - 09/08/2021 22:01

Today, I woke up after a really intense wet dream. Problem is, I'd fallen asleep in the living room. My little brother saw the whole thing. Now he's going around telling family I need to get some. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2021 00:00 - Romania - Campina

Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML

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Poor pillow

By Randy Candy - 12/02/2021 17:01 - United States

Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML

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By disturbedgd - 03/04/2017 20:00 - South Africa - Durban

Today, I had my first steamy wet dream. It involved the Power Rangers. FML

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You sleep in your pants?

By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 18:30 - United States - Randolph

Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML

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Comet_Candy 23

Wednesday 31 July 2013 22:56

That must have been one sexy box!

studave 8

Wednesday 31 July 2013 22:56

I hope you didn't get a paper cut

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emeraldisle 30

Wednesday 31 July 2013 22:59

Did you at least gets its number before you woke up?

LeFrogDog 27

Thursday 1 August 2013 0:23

the box had a tracking number

LowExpectations 30

Wednesday 31 July 2013 22:59

Do you shop online a lot? I always get excited when my packages are on my door step. But then again I never gotten aroused by it.

kewpiesuicide 29

Thursday 1 August 2013 14:18

LOL when you put it like that, I'm surprised that I don't have sex dreams about my packages!

kaoszombie 6

Wednesday 31 July 2013 22:59

It was probably a nicely shaved box. Hopefully it didn't give you a paper-****.

Fuji76 15

Wednesday 31 July 2013 22:59

Step one, cut a hole in that box....So I guess it was literally "a dick in a box?" Sorry I couldn't help myself.

chosha_fml 26

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:00

What was the rest of her made of?

tehdarkness 21

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:02

Don't be ashamed of your sexuality.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:12

Boxsexual?

Kiki242 19

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:06

How does

Kiki242 19

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:07

Messed up. How does one have sex with a cardboard box?

vipirius 18

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:24

With lube. Lots and lots of lube.

150493x 29

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:06

Way to think outside the box

LowExpectations 30

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:09

I think the dream was more about the inside of the box ;).

chosha_fml 26

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:13

Outside of the box. Inside of the box. Around the box...

sisco2901 20

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:12

Don't judge the box by its cardboard...

crackpotL 33

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:13

box is box.

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No kinkshaming on FML

Same thing different taste

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You probably do

Unfulfilled

Poor pillow

Hott

You sleep in your pants?

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