Love: Nice try

Nice try

By fyourlife - 21/10/2009 19:53 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML

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By oops - 18/05/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl that comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out, by writing my number on a dollar bill. She pays and a dollar is her change. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change". FML

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By Ren - 28/12/2012 07:49 - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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By 6u174r_d00d - 10/08/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

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By Scoudrel - 26/02/2021 17:01

Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML

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By CaptMacLeod - 26/01/2016 09:18 - United States - Lancaster

Today, after weeks of eating in the same restaurant, I finally worked up the nerve to ask the super-cute cashier for her phone number. "Aw, how cute. Do you have an older brother?" FML

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By MissSmarts - 14/12/2009 01:27 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store where this really cute guy works. I swiped my card but the machine wouldn't read it. I swiped it quickly some more before getting frustrated and saying, "Your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 12:11 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML

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By joybirdnot_13 - 08/07/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 mins. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML

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Never assume

By em - 03/06/2009 06:50 - United States

Today, I was working and a woman wanted to pay with a credit card. It already had a picture on the card so you don't have to ask for i.d., and just glancing at it. I asked, "Oh, is this your husband's card?" She then replied, "No, that's just me with glasses and short hair." FML

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DemonicAngel151 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 1:22

FAIL! XD

valuemeal2 1

Thursday 22 October 2009 1:36

YDI, and also, this is a horribly worded and awkwardly written "FML".

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edthered 0

Friday 23 October 2009 2:06

To everyone who got this first time round. Congratulations, you're most likely American. However, most of the people who didn't get it first time are probably from the UK/europe, where "ringing someone up" is a term more commonly attributed to calling them on the telephone, as opposed to working a cash register. Which is where the wording in the FML threw us off.

misspeg 0

Friday 23 October 2009 2:30

what about Australians huh?

Failure2Life 0

Friday 23 October 2009 17:20

From a girl's perspective i totally have to give you thumbs up for trying lol better luck next time

TSCountry 1

Monday 26 October 2009 5:17

That was a) REALLY badly worded, took me ages and three explanations to understand b) Not an FML, just an epic fail, and c) Proof that you are a dumbass.

BlackOktober6 1

Monday 2 November 2009 6:39

I work at a shop rite (super market) and I must say I have NEVER done that before. But I guess it's a n00b move. haha

heystranger 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 0:10

YDI for not paying attn to your work, I'm sure the other customers just LOVED that they had to wait while you flirted with a girl in line and then made a n00b mistake (and an ass of yourself), save stuff like that for after work, moron!