Cats, Neighbours and Animals: Nice try, Janet

Nice try, Janet

By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 19:37

Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML

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By Nekro_Kat - 10/08/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

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By Stalked - 15/11/2011 00:46 - United States

Today, a policeman and I confronted my psychotic neighbor, who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML

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By go away karen! - 29/01/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I had to call the cops on my batshit crazy neighbor, who’s repeatedly threatened to steal my dog. I finally got her ass on camera. She swears that my dog is being abused because it prefers to sleep outside instead of being in the house. Imagine that, an animal that likes being outside. FML

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By nothingtoseeherejuststealingtrees - 05/04/2016 20:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I met my neighbor. When she saw me cutting down trees on my lot, she interrogated me and called the police because she didn't believe I owned the property. She didn't call the cops when she watched someone steal a cord of wood from my property two days ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 13:57 - Norway

Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML

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Leave me alone

By MIB - 13/07/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML

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By awesome - 21/09/2010 04:49 - United States

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

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By Ava_Darkflame - 01/01/2017 15:54 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML

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By Fought The Law - 29/10/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was in her yard. I now have a citation and a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law for cats in my town, and it is taken very seriously. FML

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By catlady5569 - 27/08/2009 08:13 - United States

Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML

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shidaddle 11

Monday 7 April 2014 1:30

Why would you steal a cat and then just leave it in a cage in your garden?

Liyuesigs 8

Monday 7 April 2014 1:34

"The cat is my witness."

Comments

Sirmrcrowley 12

Monday 7 April 2014 2:49

Some people can't even give there pussy away!!

Emmaluv27 11

Monday 7 April 2014 2:50

That woman obviously has some issues, lol.

foxy_grampa 19

Monday 7 April 2014 3:04

Who does that sort of thing?!

pntgirl95 14

Monday 7 April 2014 3:05

Why didn't you just let the cat out? Cats wander outside of their own accord all the time.

calucalay 13

Monday 7 April 2014 3:51

if your a guy she might bw trying to ger yiur attention

Nymeria_fml 25

Monday 7 April 2014 4:12

Yeah, there's no better to get someone's attention than by calling the cops on them. I do it all the time.

zadrvzrjlzamfj 11

Monday 7 April 2014 4:40

Lolol!! xD

RhineBl 17

Monday 7 April 2014 3:57

FINGERPRINTS AND FOOTAGE

Scaleon1 14

Monday 7 April 2014 4:27

The purrfect crime.

hzxrd 7

Monday 7 April 2014 4:29

Dinkelburrrrrrrg!!!'

hilamonster06 21

Monday 7 April 2014 4:38

should have had them dust the cage for your prints.

zadrvzrjlzamfj 11

Monday 7 April 2014 4:39

Ohmygod!!! you have one psycho neighbour!!!

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