Love, First Dates and Nice Guys: Nice guys…

Nice guys…

By Don'tjudgeabook - 05/04/2017 20:00

Today, a man reminded me five times how much of a "nice guy" he was during our first conversation, saying also that I seem the sort to date the "bad guys" because I looked sweet and innocent. Then, without waiting for me to say something, he sighed and walked away, muttering that he always finished last. FML

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You deserved it 357

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Dazed and confused

By criley - 24/06/2014 01:56 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML

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You deserved it 6 534

By okaythen - 04/10/2013 09:37 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, a cute guy ditched his date and walked up to me, calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply, I just blushed. His date got angry and left. "Sorry. I take that back," he then said. "I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway." FML

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You deserved it 3 702

Classic escape plan

By Amanda - 31/12/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy I liked. He was dumped so he was ranting about how there's no good girls left. I mustered up some courage and told him I was a good girl and that I would treat him right, at which point he pretended to have an emergency phone call and abruptly left. He talked to his lock screen. FML

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You deserved it 223

"Nice guy"

By missseloit3 - 13/03/2018 19:00

Today, I met a nice guy who wanted to chat. I didn't want to be the bitchy type and throw him the "I have a boyfriend" line right away, so I conversed with him. When he asked was I single I, of course, said no. He yelled at me and made a huge scene about me leading him on. FML

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You deserved it 812

By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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You deserved it 5 084

Good girl

By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 06:00

Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML

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You deserved it 285

By toonice - 17/07/2014 20:48 - United States - Eugene

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too nice. Apparently, me being nice to him makes him feel guilty. FML

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You deserved it 4 732

By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:51 - United States - Seattle

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 162

You deserved it 2 447

By Anonymous - 07/03/2013 03:14 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML

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You deserved it 4 417

Nice, thanks

By rmonk - 06/07/2016 12:17 - United States - Carpentersville

Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 556

You deserved it 1 005

pjsr 32

Wednesday 5 April 2017 20:04

Trust me, it's all a ploy to get you to chase after him, "Oh, you poor thing, I'd never treat you that way." Real nice guys don't tell you they're nice; they just are.

Smartlead 0

Wednesday 5 April 2017 20:02

He did a great favor to you by leaving right away.

Comments

OlRed 28

Wednesday 5 April 2017 23:59

Girls don't like bad guys, they like confident self-assured guys who walk with their head up and not like they're scared. Guys who are and act themselves and don't care what others talk about them. Stereo typically these are "bad" guys, guys like the one who walked away from op are typically not nice guys, they're assholes.

mariri9206 32

Thursday 6 April 2017 6:36

Maybe he always "finishes last" because he's actually a douche and a complete creeper.

jadums 5

Thursday 6 April 2017 7:59

A guy at my work that's a self proclaimed "nice guy" is like 60+ years old, lives with his mom, has like 4 DWI's, and spends his entire paycheck watching ****....yeah. Real nice guy there.

Verdeve 23

Thursday 6 April 2017 10:32

Well that problem solved itself.

zezili 18

Thursday 6 April 2017 12:22

Sounds like he deserves it lmao. How pathetic.

Razell 13

Friday 7 April 2017 0:48

On the other hand, it's a less disappointing brush off than "Sorry, dear, but I've just realized I'm gay and can't date you anymore."

Brennan Morgan 1

Sunday 9 April 2017 22:42

The only thing missing from this stereotype is a neck beard, fedora, and a cheap knock off sword.

Penny Brewster 3

Monday 10 April 2017 12:46

Run, guys like that are always jerks who act and feel like victims. Like a man version of a Debbie downer who thinks they are the greatest. Worst combo ever.

Jesus Angel Cortez Jr. 4

Friday 29 December 2017 17:52

last night the girl that i told 7 months ago I didn't stand a chance and stood me up 3 times finally confessed that she felt bad for me and tells me she loves me because I had a low IQ.