Never do this, my dudes

By bluecollar - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, there was a luncheon at work in another dept. We all went to get some free food and see new faces. There was a hot girl walking around chatting. I grabbed my buddy's arm and told him there was a "nice pair of tits here." He saw her. She's his daughter. She's a new-hire… running HR. FML
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greenfairy_fml 0

you're lucky, if a coworker said that to my dad about me, he'd kick his ass. and yeah, you totally deserved it for referring to her that way.

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Hullaballoo 0

Wow, I hope you know now that referring to women by their body parts isn't ok

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pinkantennas 0

I think if a woman had said a similar thing about a guy, like "nice ass here," the comments would be completely different.

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Shia_fml 0

Well #50 "spkssd" the last time checked I finished High School, graduated from College, and am now working for Coca Cola... in marketing... fantastic hey considering I am only 21, how old are you? and what do you do for a living? And I actually enjoy hanging out with my brother who is btw only a year younger than me... Junior High? I think not... btw you should not be passing comments like that around... expecially if you don't know a person... it's quite insulting for you to target my comment, which was just a thought from me just like everyone else is, this is a place for us to comment ne?... like it or lump it... I really don't require your 19fusac comment... :) And I am South African... does that explain the "awkward way I write" if you don't understand a phrase I use est. then why not just ask Teef? Making a silly comment like that really makes you pathetic. #58 not all fathers would take things like that likely, but I do agree "shit happens"

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rachelforgot2 0

hahaha i fuckn hate HR i love sexual harrassment in the work place makes it more fun eh ;P jk that was too funny thouh! why iare people arguing over this? its funny shit!!!! ahhh has the world gone mad?!??!!?

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Meta_fml 0

I love all the guys who are saying it's not sexist because most straight guys talk like that. I suppose it's never occurred to them that most guys ARE sexist.

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Konstantine214 0

all HR employees have to have nice ****. Its a pre-requisite for the job :P

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lifepwns 0

hahaahaha thats funny. bad timing or wrong time wrong place but **** it, all the people in here crying about you making a comment like that should be shot on sight. #62, unfortunately thats not true. Our HR lady is an old hag and a super **** everyone hates her.

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tasteslikeloud 0

Remember that thing called "sexual harassment"? Obviously not

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some123 0

LMAO, you should be more respectful.. or Hello.. CHECK to see if they know the gal before you go saying "nice pair of ****" jeez. You deserved that one!

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