Awkward and Love: Nerd

Nerd

By cole - 24/04/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I got approached by a hot young lady in a bar. After joking around for a few minutes she said, "Hey, I love your jacket, where'd you get that?" I then told her that it's actually a replica of the Indiana Jones jacket. This is when she remembered that she "had to go somewhere." FML

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By paperbagofdoom - 29/05/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, while working at a certain California theme park in full costume, I was approached by a kid in line, who looked at me and exclaimed, "Hey look, its Indiana Jones!" which felt pretty amazing. His sister, who was maybe seven years old, glanced over at me and said, "No, he's way too fat." FML

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By Seanzy - 30/03/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on forever asked me why the pin on my Letterman jacket had two guys doing it. I told her it was for participating in a wrestling tournament. And she responded, "Oh I thought you were finally coming out of the closet!" FML

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Fashion Week, Bitch

By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 21:02

Today, I found out that my blazer was not in fact lost. How did I find this out? The girl who'd "lost it" was wearing it. She now denies it was ever mine. FML

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Thick as thieves

By blovesg - 07/04/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the same store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML

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By Fred - 05/08/2011 05:45 - Japan

Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML

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Three's company

By Anonymous - 23/06/2021 07:59

Today, after I searched for three months and found the coolest jacket and was stoked, my fiancé and our guy friend both ordered the same jacket so we can all match. FML

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By arh - 28/08/2012 00:10 - Australia - Newport

Today, I wore an expensive vintage blazer which I'd purchased at a market in Paris. Turns out my colleague has the exact same one, only hers is from a clearance rack at Target. FML

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By khood - 14/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I bought a coral colored hooded sweatshirt, which my girlfriend told me was "hot". I wore it to a baseball game tonight. When it got cold I put the hood over my head, only to hear everyone behind me laugh. The back of the hood said "Boy crazy". It was a teen girls sweatshirt. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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forthelin 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:16

ahem.... not that I would care ... but where did you get this jacket?

ThatsAli3 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:26

I think that's pretty cool. I wouldn't have left you = ) Unless you were creepy and i needed an excuse =P

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hilaryy_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 13:19

if i saw a guy with and indiana jones jacket i would never leave! that's so awesome! stupid girl for leaving.

humpty_dumpty_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 14:34

geez, if you had a spongebob suit you'd probably do her. INDIANA JONES! YUUHUU!

hannah_b_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 19:52

I would've gone home with you after that.

GrapefruitZoe 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:41

Indy is a sexy beast.

Sakura_Haruno 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 22:42

She's a dumb bitch if she's going to judge you on your JACKET.

scrambles_dthdlr 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 23:28

What a bitch.

lifepwn 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 23:45

**** her (not literally). If that matters that much to her, she's a bitch and not worth your time.

Miss_Tyff 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 0:08

She liked it until you told her what it was... What a bitch. She's probably just one of those label ****** and won't go out with anyone unless they're wearing Versace. Btw. The jacket = awesome.

Loony_fml 4

Sunday 26 April 2009 0:14

Your jacket is cool. She doesn't deserve you. ;)

omg2468 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 0:48

ew. freakk. i don't blame her for leaving. if your some grown man wearing an indiana jones replica jacket, dont admit it. it makes you sound like some indiana jones wanna-be and it's reallyyyy pathetic.