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By arbiter3 - 04/04/2011 10:13

Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML

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By :O - 05/04/2015 22:19 - Canada - Winnipeg

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By BetterThanChocolate - 20/04/2014 23:24 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML

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By Birdwatcher - 18/09/2012 16:19 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I found a tiny, featherless baby bird. I knew it was impossible, but I tried to keep it alive through the day. Before I could get it to the wildlife center, it died, and when I got all choked up over it, my mom started laughing at me and saying how "weak" I was. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 00:58 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML

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RIP little guy

By Anonymous - 10/12/2014 19:58 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my niece and let her watch cartoons on YouTube while I cooked dinner. She screamed as I was cutting up carrots and I cut myself. She had turned on an episode of Happy Tree Friends and was now crying and wouldn't stop. My brother thumped me for not watching her. I now have a cut hand and black eye. FML

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By Twitchy - 14/09/2011 23:20 - Bahamas

Today, I watched a cat pounce on a small bird and rip it to shreds, feather by feather. It wouldn't have been any worse than mildly disturbing, had I not just spent the last 4 weeks nursing the bird back to health from a broken wing. FML

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By Mariah Barnes - 24/07/2020 08:01

Today, I saved a baby bird from the site I work on. It was the runt and did not have any feathers and was neglected by the mother. I took care of it all day at work and planned on taking it to a wildlife reserve after work. Two minutes away from the reserve, we hit a pothole and I dropped it. It died. FML

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Alas, poor Stuart

By motheroftwo - 06/01/2010 08:41 - Norway

Today, while standing by the kitchen window I noticed a mouse running across our lawn on top of the snow. I called my two daughters to come see it, but by the time they got to the window a hawk was shredding the poor thing to pieces. My kids didn't stop crying for two hours. FML

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Apex predator

By Ihatestraycats - 22/07/2023 12:00

Today, after we finished making my 6 year-old daughter a net to catch an injured baby bird, when she went out to catch it she witnessed a stray cat catch and eat it. FML

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Monday 4 April 2011 16:00

did you try to save the cute bunny by jumping into the T.V in slow motion saying noooooooo in slow motion too?

irokyoursox 6

Monday 4 April 2011 16:07

maybe you should think ahead cuz usually those shows are about the circle of life, not just showing you cute little bunnies.

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pink1394m 0

Monday 4 April 2011 18:21

wow, that is so funny. sounds like my luck..

dlangel 2

Monday 4 April 2011 18:53

I'm trying to figure out how you didn't see that coming... it's animal planet.

blackbird31 0

Monday 4 April 2011 18:57

A nice welcome to the real world. You should show her 2 girls 1 cup next.

hihi1212 1

Monday 4 April 2011 18:59

tell her to stfu and live with nature

heyred 11

Monday 4 April 2011 19:07

It is the Animal Planet, not the Disney Channel!

ILoveEggnog 7

Monday 4 April 2011 19:25

I love bunnies. Especially charbroiled over open coals.

meade34 2

Monday 4 April 2011 19:50

EAGLE CALL!

Pandalover94 0

Monday 4 April 2011 19:51

well duh it's animal planet. animals will die why would you have a four year old watch it?

zimandme123 0

Monday 4 April 2011 20:03

wow.... some baby sitter..... who watches that any ways???!

fredandct 0

Monday 4 April 2011 20:59

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