Injury and Intimacy: Nasty

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 11:24 - Australia

Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2015 19:11

Today, I got my first handjob. I also found out today that a girl can pull your skin hard enough to cause it to bleed profusely. FML

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By southernluxe - 04/09/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked what was wrong and not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was "Just so good." FML

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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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Frustrated wank

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 19:00

Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML

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By Rumpkis - 05/12/2011 01:30 - United States

Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML

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By anonymous - 02/11/2015 03:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In the end he kind of pushed my hand away so he could finish himself off. FML

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She's electric

By nnniii - 16/11/2015 04:55 - United States - Seattle

Today, I tried to give my first hand-job while wearing fuzzy socks in a carpeted room. I reached out to touch his dick and shocked him. FML

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Nosebleed

By bloody good time - 23/11/2019 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and he slid his hand up near my face too fast and ended up clocking me in the nose. It is the first time that I have ever had nosebleed while orgasming. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 01:32 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML

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Congrats

By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 22:44 - Canada - Rosetown

Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML

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AsainChick 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:56

You shoul probably get that checked out...

saIty 17

Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:58

That's when you know your pleaser is giving 120%.

Comments

Jodena 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 22:41

LOL oh wow, yeah depending on where you started bleeding I'd get that checked out bro. XD

MeB4u 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 22:43

A hard lesson learned. Friction is not your friend! Spit is.

ninja_chic6369 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 22:46

Usually when you have blood in your seamen it means you have been ejaculating way too much, i.e stop wackin it so much and u should be fine lol

floiedy 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 22:47

Hermaphrodite?

nitrose 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 22:51

Yu also had yur period da same day!

obrien813 6

Tuesday 30 August 2011 23:26

You always gotta get them to spit on it. Rookie mistake

obrien813 6

Tuesday 30 August 2011 23:26

You always gotta get them to spit on it. Rookie mistake

hrfaullin24 4

Tuesday 30 August 2011 23:30

she obviously doesn't know what she's doing.

Friaza 29

Tuesday 30 August 2011 23:35

That's the first and last time you'll ask Darth Vader to give you a force grab hand job OP. :D

coldsteele152 1

Tuesday 30 August 2011 23:49

Strong grip

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