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By Sue - / Saturday 26 March 2011 15:41 / United States
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You should have slapped that fucking drama queen in the face. Goddamned prima donna needs to be knocked down a few levels back to reality.

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Nice. To OP, how is this fucking YOUR life. It is hysterical. I can't imagine this "production" being anything bigger than a backyard show if the lead can't remember the lines and would flip shit like that. I hope someone puts it on youtube.

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I dunno, he seemed like the kind of guy who would've laughed his head off about it then changed the play to match it. The moral is: let's be glad that never happened.

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I doubt he would care, he only wrote parts of his plays and would be far too busy getting drunk to give a crap. He was actually an alcoholic and may have died in a drinking contest.

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Actually he'd probably cry more about the fact that women were allowed to act in his plays... Back in his time period, men would even play a female role on stage.

Wow. Maybe you could think of this along the lines of "at least I looked fantastic in comparison". Shit goes wrong onstage all the time, although usually not as explosively as that. It's all in how you handle it. (Not that there's anything you could have done to salvage this clusterf*ck.)

You should have slapped that fucking drama queen in the face. Goddamned prima donna needs to be knocked down a few levels back to reality.

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But the actor would get a YDI, for handling that horribly wrong. F the OPs L because she had to co-star a play that bombed. At least soldier #2 didn't have his name on the fliers. XD

By  alch4

good thing he wasn't about to kill someone in the play or he might have actually killed someone a dagger he might kill himself in front of everyone.

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I don't think that's a good way to save from humiliation, I think it would have been less humiliating for him to not chuck a tantrum...

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