Awkward, Theater, Acting and Work: Name dropper

Name dropper

By Zak - 03/04/2009 02:12 - United States

Today, I was in an audition for a production at this theater in town. The directors at the table loved my audition. One of them said, "I'd love to talk to you about coming to TCU." I said, "Oh, yeah! I know Harry Parker at TCU who runs the theater department." I said this to Harry Parker. FML

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By None - 08/02/2009 17:18 - United States

Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML

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By embarrassed - 18/11/2010 02:31

Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 02:02 - United States

Today, I went to an audition for a play. The casting director thanked me for my time, but told me they would pass because I had "the emotional range of a turnip." FML

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Casting call out

By Kat - 17/09/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I was trying out for a play I really wanted to be in. After my audition, I was feeling really good. She said she would post the cast list tomorrow. Not knowing where she would post it, I asked her. Her reply? "It doesn't matter. You won't be on it anyway." FML

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By Lyingg - 05/10/2011 20:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a job interview. The only moment I impressed the interviewer was when I talked about drama. He started to talk about a play I hadn't seen, but I decided to agree on everything he was saying. Suddenly he said, "the play doesn't actually exist." I silently left the room. FML

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By drama_queen - 04/12/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, at my school, we had the opening night of our production in which I act. None of my family or friends came. Basically, after 3 long months of hard work, the only person to "congratulate" to me after the show was the head of the theater department, who just wanted to tell me I was doing it wrong. FML

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By itsellie27 - 30/04/2013 22:23 - United Kingdom - London

Today, through sheer luck, I got talking to an actor from the Harry Potter films who I've had a crush on since I was about ten. I tried to play it cool, and pretend I didn't know who he was. Then my phone rang, with the Harry Potter theme tune. FML

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By Juliet - 10/03/2011 12:36

Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML

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By Airhead - 06/11/2009 19:48 - Canada

Today, my guidance counselor told me that I did a really good job playing someone who was really airheaded in my school's play. I wasn't trying to act like an airhead, the director told me that I got cast for the part because the character I was playing was "just like me". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2015 16:34 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML

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D2theLux 0

Friday 3 April 2009 12:29

So "Eff your life" because you didn't recognize the guy? Or did you just get busted unloading a pile of BS to him?

BigLord 0

Friday 3 April 2009 12:32

Oops! Lol serves you right... He was busted trying to make it look like he had contacts... when he was talking to the contact himself. Haha

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CadenceDiscordia 0

Monday 4 May 2009 2:33

I go to TCU. Just thought I would mention that. (I assume it's the same TCU).

24788 6

Thursday 7 May 2009 15:46

lol, busted for lying. I'm sure it's not that big of a deal.

imacomedian 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 5:37

That's the shit I go to TCU 2. Watcha here comes da horn frogs biotchs

Mattsayshola 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 3:04

62 you don't ******* make sense.

L4Dgirl00 0

Monday 11 January 2010 8:07

well obviously you don't know him well enough

ryguy997 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 22:22

Huh??...

NYChx25 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 3:40

oh your so smart my friend real smooth!

YoYoYo20_21_22 2

Tuesday 21 September 2010 2:32

ydi for being a lying sack of doodie.

Norther 1

Sunday 17 October 2010 22:30

#2 #70 She said she knew the guy, while she didn't ;-)

milf762010 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 14:09

Ydi for name dropping

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Name dropper

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