Love, Awkward and LGBTQIA+: My love

My love

By Anonymous - 17/09/2026 15:00 - Ethiopia - Addis Ababa

Today, I accidentally sent an email of love confession to my best friend, just to find out she calls all of her friends "My love" and my dumbass thought it was a special word she used only for me, and was convinced we were gay for each other. FML

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