My little buddy

By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 05:37 - United States

Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
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Violet_Illuser 0

I'm sorry, I'm not seeing how this is "ew." I'm laughing too damn hard.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Hello there, Richard. We hear you're going to go spend the night your girlfriend, miss Pusé. Is that true? Oh, how scandalous~!

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AmpulexCompressa 0

If you don't want to deal with shit like that, you should probably try dating other women.

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marlux 0

well join him in the conversation and have his *friend* get to know you better

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greysgal15 0

hahahahaha your side of the story is on FML but i bet he posted his side of the story on MLIA

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adartse 0

Its funnier than fml, some people just don't know whats bad and whats good

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dearViena 0

wrong. it's just a crappy version of FML.

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plexico 3

It seems like harmless fun right now. You should seek professional help if he starts arguing with Squirtle!

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plexico 3

You ought to draw some eyes just below your waistline and introduce his little friend to your little, bearded friend. It's a play date!

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f_me247 0

maybe he's just practicing for tonight so he gets double the sex, some from squirtle and some from a hoe.....................................

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_THE_MASTER_ 0

you should tell his friend to find your's...she's hiding...

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