Love, Sex, Relatable and Argument: More context please !

More context please !

By Anonymous - 23/10/2022 02:00

Today, my girlfriend tried to distract me from an argument I was winning by taking off her clothes for sex. Then she got mad when I told her to grow up and get dressed. By the way, the fight was over how she threw my mom's ashes in the trash, I don’t care if we never have sex again, I’m gonna win this argument. FML

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Empty threat

By duck'n'cover!! - 10/08/2023 22:00

Today, during an argument, my girlfriend said she wasn't having sex with me anytime soon. She never wants sex in the first place, so her threat fell pretty flat. When I pointed this out, she went absolutely apeshit and started throwing plates at me. FML

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By ouch - 29/03/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 08:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML

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By HomicidalPegasus - 25/05/2014 15:50 - United States - Bethalto

Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML

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Time's up

By blueballed - 29/11/2014 21:08 - Germany - Kiel

Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML

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Neverending cycle

By Eiblake13 - 07/01/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML

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By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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Permission granted and rejected

By Anonymous - 28/09/2023 04:00

Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML

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The best part of breaking up…

By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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Old fashioned

By Anonymous - 02/02/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was telling my mom my boyfriend started an argument because I’ve not been feeling well, so I haven’t cooked or wanted sex for a week or so. My dad piped up that if mom used such a lame excuse to avoid blowjobs and cooking, he’d damn we’ll start an argument too. Mom agreed with him. FML

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cuz803 44

Sunday 23 October 2022 2:20

Ya know, you can press charges for that right? In Texas, a woman poured her boyfriend's mom's ashes in a river because he cheated on her. The charge is called abuse of a corpse. Even though it was wrong on the bf to cheat, that was an overreaction and she deserved to be punish. Your girlfriend deserves the same. How dare she try to divert the conversation with her body? I'd not only lose all sexual attraction, but I'd have to resist turning her into ashes. What a degenerate piece of shit.

Hangryko 29

Sunday 23 October 2022 4:36

And she's still your girlfriend because ...

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 23 October 2022 2:06

You can win this. You'll just make an ash of yourself.

cuz803 44

Sunday 23 October 2022 2:20

ahabsfan 14

Sunday 23 October 2022 2:59

Plot twist, the girlfriend is your right hand.

Hangryko 29

Sunday 23 October 2022 4:36

And she's still your girlfriend because ...

cuz803 44

Sunday 23 October 2022 5:11

Excellent question!!

Anderling 32

Sunday 23 October 2022 8:13

Listen. Buddy. Pal. Chum. You need to cut your losses and run. This is not what a significant other should be doing.

poopface82 18

Sunday 23 October 2022 19:02

Let’s see here…she pitched your mom’s ashes and tried to get away with it by using sex? Dude, this is pretty ****** up right here.

Crowned Sataness 12

Sunday 23 October 2022 20:01

it's time to put her ass out. that is unforgivable and can't be fixed.

dragonladiesfire 19

Monday 24 October 2022 4:31

That's pretty ****** up. How dare she throw your mom's ashes away, argue about it like she has any right, and then try to seduce you? on another note, were you able to reclaim your mom's ashes? or did your ex-gf [hopefully ex] pour them out of what they were in?