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Monday madness

By socks - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I noticed I'd mislaid one half of the "Monday" pair of socks from my "Days of the week" set that were a gift for my birthday. I'm slightly OCD. I think I'm going to rip the floorboards up if I don't find it. FML

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GreeenEggsAndHam 7

Wednesday 7 December 2011 11:50

wouldn't uneven floorboards drive you even more nuts?

fireice22 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 11:50

Send me ur address I'll ship you a new one.

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fricgm 6

Thursday 8 December 2011 0:57

.....slightly?

abbyfish98 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 1:13

Yeah... SLIGHTLY.... smh....

papahugsmefunneh 2

Thursday 8 December 2011 1:26

Slightly OCD?

bittersweet25 3

Thursday 8 December 2011 1:59

Yeah thats not fun..I know how it feels it's really to frustrating

Hello_Its_Julio 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 2:41

I think someone masturbated with it, it's better you Don't find it!

ChelseaRaeS 7

Thursday 8 December 2011 2:41

Slightly?

havocmike 3

Thursday 8 December 2011 3:16

Get therapy and stop annoying your family

HU4L188 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 4:07

Slightly?

shrdlu 28

Thursday 8 December 2011 4:28

Google "sock locks" - I use something like that to hold a pair of socks together through the washer and dryer, and it also means no sorting when putting them back. Or you could use a large safety pin.

umm_Talk 9

Thursday 8 December 2011 5:21

its a sock....... -__-

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