Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I remembered that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. FML
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Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
Today, I was cashiering at Target when an old woman came into my checkout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms, a bottle of KY sensual lube, and two colorful thongs. As I'm scanning these, she leans in and whispers, "I love toys." FML
Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML
Today, I went in to return a pack of socks. The cashier told me I couldn't return them. Then, I thought that she hadn't given the unreturnable socks back to me, even though she had, so I ended up getting all hormonal and angry over their return policy. When I got home, my mom got on my case too. FML
Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
Today, I bought a top, along with some other things. I went to the restroom and had diarrhea, but there was no toilet paper in the stall. I had to use the receipt from the store. I then realized the clerk hadn't put the top in the bag. I needed that receipt to get the top. FML
Today, I went into Target's dressing rooms to try some pants on, leaving my full cart outside. An employee thought it had been left there, and took it to put the stuff back. My coat, hat, gloves were in it. I had to walk home. FML
Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML
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adelaide_evening 0
Tell her it was a science experiment where you filled a lubed condom up with whipped cream and saw how long it took for it to explode in a microwave.
Jaxro 6
Hahahaha, I wonder what there person at the check out was like when you had all those rung up. :P
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xfreak804 0
all i got to say is u wear shirts from target
ohhhhshizzz 0
#20, you are an idiot. and your nickname on here is ihatestupidpeop1 you didnt even spell PEOPLE, you jack ass. wow you really need a life. and lmfao. well yeah a science expirement would do wonderful, but i can see youll be having "the TALK" again soon. deny deny denyyy. just say you wanted to make whipped cream balloons, and there were no balloons so you got condoms then you wanted the lube cause you thought itd help your back with massages your friend gives you:)
ohhhhshizzz 0
#20, you are an idiot. and your nickname on here is ihatestupidpeop1 you didnt even spell PEOPLE, you jack ass. wow you really need a life. and lmfao. well yeah a science expirement would do wonderful, but i can see youll be having "the TALK" again soon. deny deny denyyy. just say you wanted to make whipped cream balloons, and there were no balloons so you got condoms then you wanted the lube cause you thought itd help your back with massages your friend gives you:)
Silhouette_fml 0
I doubt your mom even took a close look at the receipt, don't sweat it.
crunkkidz 0
#2's comment FTW and you didn't stop to think about how that stuff was on the reciept? lol Well, shit happens! :)
strawberry_78 0
At least you're being safe!!! Maybe she didn't even look at the receipt and just handed it over!?
ajg_8 0
I know its been said over and over, but I'm still shocked that people aren't aware that Target sells this stuff. It's not like they said that they bought a *****, handcuffs, and a whip..... condoms, lube and especially whipped cream are not that strange....
lowcapacityx 0
Pretty sure she took a good look at the receipt.
scarletgem21 0
Haha that's really awkward, but what can you do...it's life.
kellster 2
Lol. FYL for letting your mom do your errands! Grow up and take care of your own shit, dude.