Embarrassing, Cute and Miscellaneous: Maturity

Maturity

By merkris - 29/06/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 297

You deserved it 12 736

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By grampsisgay - 18/04/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, I was taking my boyfriend to the mall. In the parking lot I pointed out an old man in a vibrant pink sweater who was leaving by saying "He is so gay." My boyfriend got out of the car and walked towards the man calling "Hey Papaw!" It was his grandfather. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 256

You deserved it 80 125

By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 13:27 - Canada

Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 958

You deserved it 3 897

By ssydneyy - 17/07/2012 19:47 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 035

You deserved it 3 017

By thanks a lot mom - 28/12/2014 06:52 - United States - Sloughhouse

Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 171

You deserved it 3 413

By Oops - 04/07/2014 17:35 - United States

Today, I was at the gym, when I saw my uncle at the front desk. I quietly went up behind him and slapped him hard on the back while yelling "What's up, loser?!" He turned around. It wasn't my uncle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 959

You deserved it 43 574

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By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 716

You deserved it 13 849

By tina - 17/08/2010 12:30 - Canada

Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 166

You deserved it 4 096

By BabyButt - 09/04/2014 17:50 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 620

You deserved it 41 575

By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 874

You deserved it 91 342

By NoFriends - 02/08/2009 17:12 - United States

Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 952

You deserved it 7 546

Yagamiii 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:38

aww that sounds so cute :')))))))

MeganH0LLYW00D 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:41

He sounds cute. What the **** is the problem.

Comments

ZombieKnickers_fml 8

Monday 29 June 2009 22:32

Your boyfriend is awesome. You should have joined him.

PureGold 0

Monday 29 June 2009 22:34

HAHA! That's so cute :D And vdrummer7, WTF is your problem?! No one on FML needs or wants to know how desperate you are x(. Go spam up some other site, douchebag.

Iwannabetreo 11

Monday 29 June 2009 22:37

Your boyfriend is awesome.

Zerio 0

Monday 29 June 2009 22:45

Thats freaking funny! haha

jncwmnd 0

Monday 29 June 2009 22:48

I agree with #21...and he sounds adorable like almost everyone said...if you don't want him I can totally take him ^_^

manoverboard 0

Monday 29 June 2009 22:54

That is the cutest thing I've ever seen. xDD

icihappi 0

Monday 29 June 2009 22:58

Aww that's cute!!! :)

anonymous1588 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:01

I don't see how this is an FML, I think it's adorable. You should be very happy that you're boyfriend doesn't take life so seriously that he can't have fun by going on a merry-go-round.