Embarrassing, Cute and Miscellaneous: Maturity

Maturity

By merkris - 29/06/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML

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By grampsisgay - 18/04/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, I was taking my boyfriend to the mall. In the parking lot I pointed out an old man in a vibrant pink sweater who was leaving by saying "He is so gay." My boyfriend got out of the car and walked towards the man calling "Hey Papaw!" It was his grandfather. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 13:27 - Canada

Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML

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By ssydneyy - 17/07/2012 19:47 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

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By thanks a lot mom - 28/12/2014 06:52 - United States - Sloughhouse

Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML

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By Oops - 04/07/2014 17:35 - United States

Today, I was at the gym, when I saw my uncle at the front desk. I quietly went up behind him and slapped him hard on the back while yelling "What's up, loser?!" He turned around. It wasn't my uncle. FML

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By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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By tina - 17/08/2010 12:30 - Canada

Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML

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By BabyButt - 09/04/2014 17:50 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML

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By NoFriends - 02/08/2009 17:12 - United States

Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

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Yagamiii 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:38

aww that sounds so cute :')))))))

MeganH0LLYW00D 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:41

He sounds cute. What the **** is the problem.

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artmuse 0

Monday 29 June 2009 21:13

How is this an FML? Sure your boyfriend is acting like a four year old, but like someone said, at least he has a sense of humor and doesn't really care about what other people think. I would have done the same thing if I were in the mall. And so would all my friends.

SarahsWickedGame 0

Monday 29 June 2009 21:13

lol my BF is the same way he dose stuff like that all the time and he's almost 20 =/ but i love him to death

lexi6989 0

Monday 29 June 2009 21:18

if it was that bad break up with him, he sounds funny and could find someone else that isnt embarrassed of him.

alex_vik 0

Monday 29 June 2009 21:20

This is why 10 year olds shouldn't date.

mcpicklejar 0

Monday 29 June 2009 21:25

hehe, that's something I would do.

Murphy_21 0

Monday 29 June 2009 21:27

Haha, my friends and I do this on the Merry-go-round in Syracuse! We're all 18 and older. =] I think it's cute, if it embarrasses you, send him my way. There's no reason to be boring all the time.

meanie_monday 0

Monday 29 June 2009 21:36

I want a bf like that :D

fxdxhk90 0

Monday 29 June 2009 21:42

Your boyfriends a dope. Enough said.

Tashaxox 0

Monday 29 June 2009 21:43

Im a goofy goober yea Your a goofy goober yea We're all goofy goobers yea Goofy goofy goofy goofy yea! Lol cheer up at least he's fun to be around If you dont like his behaviour, why are you going out with him in the first place??