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Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become a damn psychic and pay me a surprise visit right there and then. FML
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Kraft92 8

Maybe she'll wanna lay on them and play with your Woody? I'm sorry, that was horrible.

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saminah 0

I think the problem is he is more embarrassed that she would judge him. I doubt she would judge him too much, mainly tease :P

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iceman420son 7

Yea buzz is a **** block ( have yo noticed woody dosent like him)

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carolenaa 0

Buzz light year... What a turn on ;)

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Calyx_fml 21

Tell her that it's because you love her to infinity and beyond. Then have hot sweaty sex on them.

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BunBunBabe 8

Hahaha that could happen to anyone, say you found her wearing a ridiculous outfit cuz she was doing HER laundry would you just end it right there? No you'd probably understand if she explained

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letsgopens58 4

Props to the OP for washing his own sheets.

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lemortede 5

I fail to see how Toy Story is NOT sexual. "You've got a friend in me" Woody To infinity and beyond That is awesome.

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robo_thunder 13

The only problem I see here is that she will dirty up the clean sheets.

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pnutbutternjelly 15

So? I would tease my boyfriend for a second, but I would just be joking. I would have no problem with it. if she isn't an immature bitch, she will understand the situation and she won't give a damn.

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