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Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become a damn psychic and pay me a surprise visit right there and then. FML
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Kraft92 8

Maybe she'll wanna lay on them and play with your Woody? I'm sorry, that was horrible.

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Enslaved 36

Pretend Emperor Zurg is hiding in her underpants and blast her with your secret weapon.(:

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Unlucky_Gun 0

Hahaha yeah, whip it out and be like "Meet Emperor Zurg!"

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zebralover23 14

Oh who cares I still have Whinnie the pooh

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SydMadrid 0

Who gives a shit??? Buzz Lightyear is G status!!!

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ankoku 2

Take her to infinity! and beyond!!!!!!!!!

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OffToTheGayBar 9

I friggin' rock my Little Mermaid sheets.

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ArielTheMermaid 17

If my boyfriend had sheets like that I'd marry him.

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Enslaved 36

Your girlfriend should appreciate you having clean sheets. Most guys only wash their sheets when they stink to high heavens and can barely stand sleeping in them themselves.:P

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DanielleinDC 33

Assuming the Buzz Lightyear sheets are clean, which I hope they are. If your girlfriend knows you well enough, she shouldn't mind the sheets. If she laughs, it's okay. Hopefully she'll wanna get down and dirty with you.

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OHai15 12

Dont let Buzz Lightyear cockblock...."To infenity and beyond!!"

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